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COURTNEY Dead End: Paranormal Park | Season 1 350x350
Courtney: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 2 hours now.
Courtney: Customers are screaming, three people have died.
Courtney: I will not yield.
Norma: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Courtney: Think you can ask some questions without the usual level of stupid?
Courtney: *gets set of fire and screams in agony*
Courtney: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
Barney: How long have you been standing there?
Courtney: Don’t try that, you know the concept of time confuses me.
Courtney: My pronouns are that bastard and my gender is [REDACTED]
Barney: *running towards Courtney with open arms*
Courtney: *moves out of the way*
Barney: Hey, why'd you move?!
Courtney: I thought you were going to attack me.
Barney: I was going to hug you!
Courtney: Why would you hug me?
Barney: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Norma: Courtney, why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Courtney: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Norma:
Norma: Sanitize. I wrote sanitize, Courtney.
Courtney: What’s it like being tall?
Courtney: Is it nice?
Courtney: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Barney: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Norma: IT WAS ONE TIME!
Courtney: And this is what the cool kids would call ‘a boom box’!
Barney: why is it ticking
Courtney: :)
Norma: I swear, between the three of you, you share one braincell.
Courtney: *can’t think of a comeback because it’s not her turn to use the braincell*
I will forever be sad that mobile tumblr doesn’t allow more than 10 pics at a time
HOW WILL I SHOW ALL MY COURTNEYS?????
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