maya-harts-dream-boat

The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'

Hello people from another time/galaxy/hell/universe/parallel dimension (Cause let's get this outta the way, nobody here is sane at ALL) I am Kari and y'all I am just a lazy author, NOT a sadist, assassin just cause i know how to kill and torture people in quite a few... 'amusing' ways. Anyways, now that you are here, why don't you scroll down eh?

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...Calm Down Bucky. Its Not That Bad. Sees The News On Tv On Second Thoughts... Helps Him Pack

...Calm down Bucky. Its not that bad. *Sees the news on tv * On second thoughts... *Helps him pack * Have a great time in the freezer

Peter: So World War III just started

Bucky: [packing his bags] Put me back in the freezer

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4 years ago

....well *looks behind her to see her cousin on the chandelier with her other cousin trying to get them off with a broom, a part of the living room on fire as her best friend sits on the couch filing her nails * ...MOOD, BITCH

Jason: I don't get paid enough for this.

Marinette: Paid for what?

Jason: *gestures to his family*

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4 years ago

... *sighs and brings out a wand and a poster appears with writing 'This is the beginning of the end' *

Marinette: I don’t know how to tell you this, Tim, but you’re in love with me.

Tim: What?

Tim:

Tim: Oh my God I am.

Jason: What kind of confession did I just witness?

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4 years ago

...I have a feeling that i am about to do something stupid.

* Two hours later*

Me: *Sitting in front of the fridge after eating 7 bowls full of trifle and munching on nachos* Eh. I guess instinct was wrong.

...I Have A Feeling That I Am About To Do Something Stupid.

My mom: ... I was out for 2 hours.

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4 years ago

...Good question...now someone...TELL ME WHY

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4 years ago

Me: ...Mood, Parker. Mood.

Mom: *closing the book she was reading * Get in the car. Your doctor is waiting.

tony: are you okay?

peter: yeah. i'm fine

tony: what does "fine" mean?

peter: it means i'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all

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...Calm Down Bucky. Its Not That Bad. *Sees The News On Tv * On Second Thoughts... *Helps Him Pack *

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