Mcu Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

...Calm down Bucky. Its not that bad. *Sees the news on tv * On second thoughts... *Helps him pack * Have a great time in the freezer

Peter: So World War III just started

Bucky: [packing his bags] Put me back in the freezer

I understood that reference 😏

MJ: I don’t put projects on the back burner. I put them under the floorboards, where the ever-louder beating of their hearts drives me slowly to madness.

Sprite: *making some moving speech about getting to move on*

Druig being druig: ITS ROCK TIME BITC- *smack*

Sersi: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

*Y/N, druig, and Kingo are sitting on a bench*

Phastos: Why do you guys look so sad?

Y/N: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Phastos sits down*

Kingo: The bench is freshly painted.

Marc: How is everyone doing?

Jake: Well I am breathing (and counting my tips)

Marc: Setting the bar pretty low...huh?

Khonshu: Well it’s better than that Little Worm Steven, anyways...

Steven: [having a panic attack] honestly fuck you, you stupid pigeon.

moon knight | incorrect quotes + scene [ s01e02 and s01ep06 ]

Someone's grounded

nearly forgot to post this onto my tumblr today (im so used to just posting to IG and then being done but i must now take care of my tumblr page too hehe)

Steve: so. You thought-

Peter: oh my god a live psa demo

Peter: can I video this?

Tony: a live what

Steve:

Steve: oh no

Thor: How much for the horse tornado?

Bruce: Thor... that’s a carousel.

Thor: I must have it.

Steven:

Marc Spector: Stop kissing my wife!

Steven Grant: Don’t you mean “our wife”?

Jake Lockley: …wait, we’re married? How long has it been since I asked the tour guide out?

Quill: what color are Adam's eyes?

You: the most glistening gold, so deep you could get lost in them

Quill: when was the last time we saw him?

You: 14 minutes and 41 seconds ago

Quill: and when did we first meet him?

You: just yesterday, but it feels like I’ve known him for a millennium

Quill: and when is my birthday?

You:

Quill: when is my birthday (y/n)?

Everything, literally everything

Tony: Anyone d-

Shuri: Depressed?

MJ: Drained?

Peter: Dumb?

Ned: Disliked?

Tony: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Tony: Me and Pepper are having a kid

Peter: That's great! Who-

Tony slamming the adoption papers: It's you, sign here.

Tony: So kid, what do you want for Christmas?

Peter: The will to live.

Tony:

Tony: Therapy it is.

What I think would happen in a MHA/MCU crossover fic:

Aizawa: So you also have a blonde for your partner and an unhealthy coffee addiction?

Tony: Yep, and you also have a genius, hyper-active child that causes trouble at every turn?

Aizawa: Yeah, hey where are those two anyway?

Tony:

*Both Together: Oh shit.

Meanwhile:-

*Izuku and Peter muttering something only both of them can understand whilst standing near a nuclear bomb*

Peter: Y’know, there is a more efficient way to answer someone on the phone when you really don’t wanna talk to them.

Peter: “Mario’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce!”

Peter: And guess what, Nick Fury did stop calling after that!

Happy, having a stroke when Nick Fury appears on his phone afterwards:

Tony, introducing Peter to the Avengers: Peter is our newest avenger, Spider-Man.

Steve: That’s a CHILD.

Peter: And that’s an ugly, pimply bitch.

Peter: *drops his pencil*

Peter, exasperated: Well zoo wee mama and fuck me with a goddamn fidget spinner.

Tony: What? Do what?? With a wHAT???

Peter: I wish I could get the same amount of praise as a sham-WOW.

Tony:

Tony: I’m going to hug you now so shut up.

Peter: Hey, doesn’t it smell like updog in here?

Bucky: Haha. Kid I’ve heard this too many ti—

*Dog barks being webbed to the ceiling*

Peter: I knew it smelled like updog in here. I guess it’s from the matter?

Bucky: What’s the matter?

Peter: Nothing much what’s the matter with you?

Steve: Bucky, put down my shield—BUCKY—