maya-harts-dream-boat - The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'
maya-harts-dream-boat
The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'

Hello people from another time/galaxy/hell/universe/parallel dimension (Cause let's get this outta the way, nobody here is sane at ALL) I am Kari and y'all I am just a lazy author, NOT a sadist, assassin just cause i know how to kill and torture people in quite a few... 'amusing' ways. Anyways, now that you are here, why don't you scroll down eh?

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Dionysus: I Need Some Relationship Advice-

Dionysus: I need some relationship advice-

Hades, putting his hands up: Hey, just because I’m married to Persephone doesn’t mean I know how I did it

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