maya-harts-dream-boat

The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'

Hello people from another time/galaxy/hell/universe/parallel dimension (Cause let's get this outta the way, nobody here is sane at ALL) I am Kari and y'all I am just a lazy author, NOT a sadist, assassin just cause i know how to kill and torture people in quite a few... 'amusing' ways. Anyways, now that you are here, why don't you scroll down eh?

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Some Greek: Why Are You Always Looking At Yourself In The Mirror?

some greek: why are you always looking at yourself in the mirror?

Narcissus, who’s about to invent self-love: oh? haven’t you heard?

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maya-harts-dream-boat

3 years ago

....i know. I know.

Patrochilles: -exists-

Me and at least 173 other people in the TSOA tags:

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maya-harts-dream-boat

3 years ago

....i have never related to something more.

what people think writing is: worldbuilding, churning out entire chapters in one sitting, metaphors, character building, finishing novels, flawless plotlines

what writing actually is: random 1 am thoughts, zoning out into fictional worlds, associating songs with characters, writer’s block for six weeks at a time, coming up with plot twists at the most inconvenient times

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maya-harts-dream-boat

3 years ago

Dionysus: I need some relationship advice-

Hades, putting his hands up: Hey, just because I’m married to Persephone doesn’t mean I know how I did it

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maya-harts-dream-boat

3 years ago

...yes. just yes

How the myth of Medusa should have ended XD (I would love it if Athena kicked Poseidon's ass)

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maya-harts-dream-boat

3 years ago

Artemis: *looking at them * ...dumbasses

Apollo: Why is that syringe filled with glitter?

Asclepius: Anaesthetic!

Apollo:

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