mercutiosblog - verona's funniest guy
mercutiosblog
verona's funniest guy

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Fyi, I Have Bitten:

fyi, I have bitten:

romeo, because he ate my bagel

benvolio, for various reasons, but not maliciously

tybalt, because sometimes, thou forgettest thy rapier at home

not juliet, because ewwww, girls

paris, for he is an idiot

prince escalus, when I was only one year old and he was changing my diaper. I barely had teeth back then so I do not know what all the fuss is about

valentine, for he is my brother, and thou hast to fight thy brother

rosaline, because she made romeo cry

aye, I do bite people. next question

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mercutiosblog
8 months ago

I THANK THEE, USER GIGGLESHITTER 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I THANK THEE, USER GIGGLESHITTER

fellows

two citizens of verona are turning against me for hating on tybalt

support me, prithee

thank ye 🙏

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mercutiosblog
8 months ago

fine day today. went to the tavern, played with my cat, collected some ants. what else doth one need?

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mercutiosblog
8 months ago

tybalt is contemplating everything 🫵😂

i believe i may be in love

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mercutiosblog
8 months ago

WHEREFORE

fellows

two citizens of verona are turning against me for hating on tybalt

support me, prithee

thank ye 🙏

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mercutiosblog
8 months ago

sorry, I talk of nothing? thou talk'st of nothing but juliet, bromeo!!

I talk of plenty of stuffs; dreams, my cat, how much tybalt sucketh, gay fictional men, music, the climate crisis. oh, and let us not forget that I talk of myself, too, for I am not only humourous, but also interesting, and attractive, and

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