mercutiosblog

verona's funniest guy

seriously

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Fyi, I Have Bitten:

fyi, I have bitten:

romeo, because he ate my bagel

benvolio, for various reasons, but not maliciously

tybalt, because sometimes, thou forgettest thy rapier at home

not juliet, because ewwww, girls

paris, for he is an idiot

prince escalus, when I was only one year old and he was changing my diaper. I barely had teeth back then so I do not know what all the fuss is about

valentine, for he is my brother, and thou hast to fight thy brother

rosaline, because she made romeo cry

aye, I do bite people. next question

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mercutiosblog

10 months ago

prithee

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

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mercutiosblog

10 months ago

fellows

two citizens of verona are turning against me for hating on tybalt

support me, prithee

thank ye 🙏

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mercutiosblog

10 months ago

'tis because he loveth me. learn thy facts ‼️

literally what are you doing

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mercutiosblog

10 months ago

sure

gang will you fw mercutio in makeup (specifically eyeshadow)

im not saying why, i just need answers

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mercutiosblog

10 months ago

I just remembered I'd made me and my veronian friends on the sims, and tybalt can't get a girlfriend for the life of him

believe me, I've tried. even in the sims, nobody wanteth him

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