If You Dont Think That Kajii Subsists Entirely Off Of These (and Other Lemon-flavored Energy Drinks)

if you don’t think that kajii subsists entirely off of these (and other lemon-flavored energy drinks) then you’re wrong. i’m sorry but it’s true

Bungou Stray Dogs as Troubled Birds, part 1/3

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (2)

Chuuya: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Dazai: *sighs*

Dazai: I killed a man.

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Dazai: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Why are you eating dirt?

Dazai: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Chuuya: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Dazai: It's Dazai.

Chuuya: What did he do this time?

Dazai: No, it's me, Chuuya. It's actually me.

Chuuya: What did you do this time?

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Dazai: Pros and cons of dating me.

Dazai: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Dazai: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Chuuya: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Chuuya: And atoms never touch each other.

Chuuya: So in my defense, boss. I did not punch Dazai.

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Chuuya: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Dazai: Killed without hesitation.

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Dazai, admiring a sleeping Chuuya: You’re so cute.

Chuuya, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Dazai, lovingly: I know.

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Dazai: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Chuuya: What?

Dazai: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Chuuya: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

“You're actually Kamisato, right?”

“Yeah.”

“Are you going to cooperate with me in battle?”

“Yeah.”

“What did you have for dinner last night?”

“Yeah.”

“Dude…”

here, have a low-quality screenshot redraw for my bsd x genshin crossover... i was gonna do more but i got lazy and posted this one early, so look out for more scenes i guess?

A new chapter of my Bungou Stray Dogs x Genshin crossover fanfic is up now! I'll be putting updates for my AO3 fics here too, so watch out for that!

Also, here's a little bit of art for this AU, feat. Thoma as Atsushi, Kazuha as Dazai, and Kujou Sara as Kunikida!

"Scara... There's something I need to tell you before I die..."

"Wh-what the hell, Kazuha?! This isn't your place to-"

"Ta-dah~"

"YOU-!!"

yet another screenshot redraw for my genshin x bsd au, with two of my favorite ships!