Me: *Is Sad, So Goes To Read/watch Obey Me On Crack. Hours Later I Be Chuckling, And Simping Like Never

Me: *Is sad, so goes to read/watch obey me on crack. Hours later I be chuckling, and simping like never before.*

Ok, but HOW is it that I never got Mammon and Solomon confused, but it was always Levi and Belphie who I got confused 😭😭

Ik they look different, but I was new and CONFUSED as hell 🥲

Another “If ‘obey me’ was a TV show” bloopers:

*Female MC just cause I’m a girl so from my perspective they’re a girl*

*MC talking with Solomon*

MC: “Look, Mammon- you’re not Mammon.”

*Mammon bust out laughing off camera.*

Solomon: *chuckling slightly* “I know we kind of look alike, but still.”

MC: “I’m sorry! Apparently he’s on my mind right now.”

Mammon: “As I should be.”

MC: *rolls her eyes.* “you’re just that hot.”

Mammon: “Exactly.”

Asmo: “I feel betrayed.”

*everyone bust out laughing*

I can only imaging God finally snapping at Mc..

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God: *Summoning Mc to his throne*

Mc: ...What the fu-

God: Stop it.

Mc: ..Stop what?

God: EVERYTHING!!! STOP EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE DOING!!

ISTG DID THIS HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE!? I haven't checked anything about kokobot until after that, and kept doing things to see if that damn bot would say anything out of the ordinary but nothing.

Mc: Hey, Solomon?

Solomon: Yes?

Mc: So.. you're an immortal, right?

Solomon: That's right.

Mc: So you lived many years?

Solomon: Many centuries, yes.

Mc: Is that why your hair is all white?

Solomon: ....Changing the topic-

How the fuck am I supposed to eat creativity? Or do I have nothing cause it's not creative??

I'm so confused rn 🥲