Idk Who Actually Reads This Blog Because Of My Fanfic Rather Than My Correct Opinions Or Peak Humor,

Idk who actually reads this blog because of my fanfic rather than my correct opinions or peak humor, but if you do you should know that the last chapter of Skin is taking a while because I… hated it and am completely redoing it…

Anyways it might come out soon or maybe not soon at all :D

I watched the Oscars tonight and I gotta say that the clear absence of Pedro Pascal and Kieran Culkin jokingly beefing was a really unfortunate direction to take an awards show

Hey, come watch a video game adaptation! We have…

The Last of Us (HBO): Father-daughter trauma bonding!

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (Universal): Jack Black’s plan to rule the internet by voiceover, phase 2!

Arcane (Netflix): The best show you’ve ever seen… 75% of the time…

Sonic (WB): It’s always a good sign when the most memorable part of your movie is the scrapped character design :D

Twisted Metal (Peacock): Rosa and Falcon try to kill Bojack-Pennywise… and it freakin’ WORKS!!

Detective Pikachu (WB): I don’t get why this movie did so well, I mean the plot isn’t—HOLY CRAP!! Who’s a good little Pikachu? Who’s a good little fuzzy depressed Deadpool Pikachu?! You are! Yes you are!!

Halo (Paramount+): I didn’t watch this and neither did you!

Uncharted (Sony): Spider-Man’s quarter life crisis destroys a pirate ship!

The Witcher (Netflix): Henry Cavill’s villain arc!

Gran Turismo (Sony): Is… does this count, really?

And make sure to stick around for this years adaptations…

Fallout (Prime): Multiverse Jinx has cannibalism flashbacks!

Borderlands (Lionsgate): Jack Black’s plan to rule the internet by voiceover, phase 3!

I’m so happy non-binary and gender non-comforming people are getting recognition for their amazing work!!!

…I’d be even happier if they didn’t have to be misgendered to receive said recognition but I guess Hollywood and Broadway are somehow less inclusive than the fucking DMV

What if we’re living in an AU on AO3?

What if there’s another version of us in cannon running around killing monsters, but some random person wrote our lives ‘Alternate Universe—Modern Setting’ style?

What if that time you said ‘That’s make a good TV show’ the author was telling an ironic joke and giggling to themself?

What if when you meet a weird person on the street you never see again, the author was doing an Easter Egg for the readers where that was another character from the story?

What if you’re straight in canon but so queer-coded the fandom decided you weren’t?

What if you’re written OOC?

What if—

Me waiting for TLOU s2: Omg I’m so excited it’s gonna be so good I can’t wait I can’t wait I’ll literally die this will send me spiraling it will break my heart I’ll never recover I’m so excited omg