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2 years ago
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patheticcryptid
2 years ago

I wish I had the confidence of Thranduil bringing a travel throne with him to battle.

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patheticcryptid
2 years ago

Way back when I worked with kids for a while my colleagues asked me about how I got them to quiet down and listen so quickly whenever I was alone with them.

I just told them I didn't know because I thought it was embarrassing to admit that all I did was channel my inner Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir of Isildur and Rightful King of Gondor.

I simply held my hands out palms down, and said, in a deep, quiet voice.

"Peace".

It was always met with complete and utter silence and a bunch of kids staring at me, confused.

Try it.

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patheticcryptid
2 years ago

I'm bored so I made this atrocity.

I'm Bored So I Made This Atrocity.
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patheticcryptid
2 years ago

I literally made a noise that made my friend uncomfortable the first time we saw him on the screen. So. Hot.

Can't believe people are saying that Rings of Power made Elrond unfuckable when the entire time I'm watching it I can only think about fucking Elrond

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