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OMG Same Twin

Okay but I ship Bilbo and Thorin so hard 😅

Hi!🌹 Are you willing to write a fic, where Thorin falls in love with a girl, but the problem is she is half elf and half human, who resides in Dale before Smaug destroyed it? Years later he discovers her working in a pub and finally approaches her. The ending is up to you. 🙂💖✨

Thorin~ Pieces of a Puzzle.

Synopsis: Thorin falls in love with a half-elf and half-human girl who resided in Dale before Smaug destroyed it. Years later, they reunite in Lake-town where she’s working for a pub and he finally has the courage to approach her. 

🍃Masterlist🍃 Female MC! A/n: This was absolutely less dialogue than I’m used to, but I feel like it worked out. Sort of. I didn’t reread/reedit after writing this at a horrible time of morning. But I hope you like it anyway despite its flaws! 🥰

–Word Count: 1,788– 

He first met you when he was passing through Dale. It was a chance meeting, something that Thorin didn’t think much of. But at the time, he was simultaneously awestruck as he was taken aback. He had been under the impression that he would fall head over heels for another dwarf… but you were so beautiful—and you were no dwarf. 

Nay… You were the most magnificent being he’d ever laid eyes on. A half-breed… a half-human, half-elf. He should have turned away immediately, but he was enraptured with your grace. You seemed to be idly shopping, none aware of his royal presence in the city.

Frustrated with this odd predicament he found himself in, he turned, determined to, even faster, make his way back to his kingdom under the mountain. 

He was hell-bent on neglecting these sudden feelings, it was what was best. He was a prince, after all. Romanticizing such an impossible relationship with a commoner was… well… beneath him. 

It was supposed to be beneath him…

But somehow you seemed to consume his thoughts. As a resident of Dale, it made sense that he would never be too far from you. Still, how was it possible that he would continue to catch glimpses of you during his trips through the city? Was it a deliberate twist of fate to continuously meet with you, or was it simply a trick of his love-struck eye? 

It couldn’t be trickery… not when he first meets you up close and within arms reach. It might’ve seemed like a passing glance, where the two of you locked eyes for the longest few seconds of his life, but it tugged at his heart strings. Unable to escape his feelings after this fleeting meeting with you, he acted on his feelings as only a dwarven prince would. With the sense of longing that plagued his chest, he would send you gifts and treasures that he personally thought would compliment you. Though, in his mind, no stone or gem or treasure could outshine you, nor the way the light reflected in your eyes as if your eyes themselves were crafted deep within the depths of the earth. 

Likely, it was obvious where the gifts were coming from… After all, where else could such precious stones be coming from? The jewelry? The sudden gold coin? While it might have seemed like a bit of an overreaction from your one encounter, that was exactly how he wanted it. He wasn’t a prince if he wasn’t showering his love interest with the best. Besides, it was in a dwarf's nature to display the most beautifully crafted stones and gems to a potential partner. Well… this was, as he said, just a passing infatuation. 

Still, it was necessary. Would you be so bold as to desire another man when you had Prince Thorin’s attention? 

Absolutely not. It was unthinkable.

So, there went his plans of neglecting his feelings and ignoring your presence in dale. He made sure it was fairly inconspicuous, of course. He wouldn’t want to draw any unwarranted attention your way, the same as he wouldn’t want his father or grandfather getting involved. This was purely a personal affair. If he chose to low-key court a half-elf-human without actually making anything official, then that was his decision as prince.

Besides, it wasn’t like he ever got a chance to truly meet with you and see you before… the unthinkable happened. How were they supposed to know a dragon would come and destroy all they held dear? Their home… brought to its knees before the great and terrible dragon, Smaug. 

He recalled briefly stressing over your safety, but there were many other things for the young prince to place his attention on. His Kingdom was in shambles and needed his attention and tending to, first and foremost.

Over time, what felt like a great many years, Thorin was sure to forget his fleeting fancy for you, the beautiful elven-human that was just beyond his reach for so long. He was sure such would be the case, not to mention, he was positive you would scorn both he and his family name for bringing such a dragon to your homeland, destroying everything in sight.

These thoughts briefly flickered through his mind’s eye, as he and his company returned to the lonely mountain. Many feelings stirred in his chest the night before their mission to retake Erebor. There was a lot riding on his shoulders, and he now had the full support of not only his company, but also the small town of Lake-town. 

He thought nothing of it… until he saw you again, someone who had evaded his busy thoughts for quite some time. All at once, his feelings seemed to rush back to him as he realized everything that rode on this quest of his. 

He hadn’t expected to see you here at this celebration, of course, but it did him well to see you doing well for yourself. You were in attendance, invited by the Master of Lake-town, a caterer serving from the best pub in all of Lake-town. After all, the Master would have nothing but the best for the dwarves, soon to make Lake-town a great civilization beneath the foot of the mountain again. 

During this celebration, however, Thorin found his feelings winning over, and for the first time since laying eyes on you all those years ago, he took this opportunity to speak with you. A lot was bound to happen over the course of the next few days… He wasn’t about to squander what could be his last opportunity. 

When he first asked to speak with you, however, things were awkwardly silent. Well, that was more-so because you were both lost in each other’s eyes, each waiting for the other to speak first. Regardless, Thorin was the one to call you there and he would speak first. “I’m sure you don’t need my admiration spelled out… You’ve been in my thoughts near constantly. Ever since that day I saw you in Dale…” He trailed off, his eyes showing much more than his words ever could. He didn’t want to bring up the past. Thorin had to focus on now, on the present. This was something he could control. But he only found himself asking, “How have you been?”

“Well,” you timidly answered. You thought about how this interaction might one day occur, but this wasn’t how you saw it happening. After the desolation of your home, you disregarded your thoughts of Thorin as nothing more than a fantasy, something from your past that would never be regarded again. Yet, here he was, finally speaking with you. After a tired sigh, you continued, “I’ve been better than most, but poorer than some.”

This was good news, he had to admit. It seemed that all his time adorning you with fine jewels served you well during your time after the crisis. His admiration and actions of the time didn’t go with regrets. “I am glad to hear that. Your well-being is important to me… I often thought of how you fared whilst I was away.” 

Of course, he did… you thought of him too, though you wouldn’t admit it in so many words. After a tense pause, you brought up the subject that seemed to be the elephant in the room. “Do you really intend to go and face the dragon with that little hobbit?”

“I do.” 

There was a lack of hesitation in his voice… something that scared you. It had been years since your fantasies of being with the dwarf prince were laid to rest with the dragon under the mountain. Here, with him standing before you, those feelings and fleeting fantasies were at your doorstep once again. 

“I heard the legends…” You spoke, a hint of desperation in your tone. You genuinely were frightened, and rightfully so, with the stories you’d heard—he’d heard them too. “Many say that the dragon may have already gone or passed but… I don’t believe them. I can’t- You can’t afford to treat this so carelessly. We’ve already lost our homes once; we’re not prepared to do that again…” You paused. “And… I… I don’t want you to leave again.” You had waited too long, and this chance was presenting itself to you. 

This prince seemed like he would do anything for his people and his home. It was a noble effort, but you had lost too much to let him slip through your fingers when you had a chance to stop the worst from happening. 

Worst of all, the small, reassuring smile that crossed his lips made the ache in your chest grow all the more bittersweet and painful. Quietly, between the two of you, he promised, “I will do all that I can to make sure that doesn’t happen. A story is just a story… A prophecy is just a prophecy. I’ll do everything in my power to protect you and reclaim Erebor.”

He was determined, and though it hurt you on the inside, this was what you found yourself loving about the young dwarf prince. Why a dwarf? You’ll never know. Maybe it was their stubbornness, maybe it was their determination to so fiercely follow their hearts and do what they believed to be right. 

Regardless, you had to smile in return. You had to support him with all your heart. But more than that… you had to give him an incentive to be careful, and a reason to come back. “I’ll be waiting with high hopes…” you said, gently caressing his cheek in a sign of affection. “For you to succeed, or to return alive.” Your chest ached in pain; you didn’t want to imagine him forfeiting his life for an impossible future.

All you wanted was for Thorin to choose whichever outcome would be more favorable in the end.

Some stupid doodles of Thorin bc why not- may do more art of TH/LOTR in the future.

What if the remaining Company sent Bilbo a portrait of their late king?

A huge painting, one he sat against the wall to stare at for hours on end. He stares into cold euclase eyes, as reverent as he did when Thorin was alive.

Do you think he forgets he's gone, when he reaches for him and his fingers meet paint rather than warm skin? That he leans in to kiss him, only to realize that he's not moving towards him as well to close the gap?

He'd cry, wishing to feel his embrace again, the way he holds him so tightly, like he was the true treasure he wanted. He'd curl up at the foot of the painting, hands pressed firm against the canvas as if he could push into it and reunite with Thorin.

Ok

I have another question

Why people from every purely platonic like brotherly/siblings/ sisterly/best friends relationship tries to make romantic relationship?

I mean

Why can’t Frodo and Sam be just best buddies/brothers

Same about Bilbo and Thorin?

(I mean in general but those two relationships I see quite often)

Oh there is also Johnlock.

( somehow it’s almost always relationship between two man, why?)

It’s not like I’m against everyone who ships them but like… every single fanart/fanfic/etc I see about those guys is them being in love with each other. And I need more of them being having just platonic relationship. L

Can someone explain this to me? Because right now I don’t understand people. What’s wrong with just being friends or treating each other as siblings?

Please don’t hate me because of this post. Those are simply my thoughts that I kinda want answers for.

Thorin Oakenshield, 2023

I don't have anything new to post because I didn't have the time to draw, so I'm posting an old drawing and you WILL like it!

my library

here's some of the best the hobbit/lotr fanfics I've read cuz they can be quite hard to find and I wanna help

will update the list as I read

Thorin

Smoke, iron and Thorin

Fire and Gold

Learning Khuzdul

Braid of Gold

Thorin being soft

The Beauty of Chance

Those Hands

Misunderstanding

The arrival

A king's crown

Covered In Steam

There's just inches in between us

Thorin after a long day of training with his nephews

In This Moment 

Agreement

Symphony of your life

Oh so quiet

Confession

Find Your Way Back

Fili

fili oneshots

Moonrise

The Most Unpleasant, Defective, and Abominable Incident

Stay with me

The Redeemer

Durin's Garage

Restless

Kili

The book keeper

insecurities

The beauty and the Beast

getting back at Kili for teasing

My Treasure

Madly in love

It's in his kiss

Love Bites

Sway With Me

Wood Carvings

Softly. . .

Sweet like nectar

A Shot in the Dark

Beorn

Early Mornings

Beorn takes care of you when you're injured

Linger

Legolas

Watcher of Wanderers

The Innocence of Brutality

Blessing

Sensitive

Being best friends with Legolas

Hazy Memories

Spellbound

Thranduil

Bookworm

Relax

Best friends father

Fascination

Flower On My Skin

To Meet Under the Stars

Passenger Princess

Autumn Thunderstorm

I Could Love You With My Eyes Closed

Haldir

Gentle Dark

Lindir

My Heart Is In Your Hands

Moonlight

Just a Little Help

Warriors Great Tales

The Fountain

Return to Me

Èomer

Burnt Bread

A Helping Hand

Wildest Dreams

Falling In Love With A Librarian

SFW alphabet

Happiness

A Roll in the Hay

Blessing

Turning Points

More characters

various characters oneshots

Imagine: elves having highly sensitive ears and you finding out by accidently touching them.

Journey to Erebor

Hair braiding

Elves + Braiding

What Type of Kisser is Each LoTR Character?

The Hobbit Characters + Physical Affection (Suggestive Version)

A Headcanon For Each Member of Thorin’s Company

Cuddling With Thorin's Company

Imagine some of the elves of Middle Earth find out how easy it is to make you (a human staying in Rivendell) blush and become aroused.

The LOTR characters reacting to a modern reader

The Hobbit, but all of the dwarves are played by Julia Roberts.

What I want to know is how they clean their teeth in Middle Earth. Considering all the ale they drink the acid damage alone must be horrendous.

Do they even have dentists? If they do I bet they are dwarves and everyone is terrified of them.

Bearded, easily agitated dwarf in full armor coming at you with pliers. I bet there's a clinic in Dale, and parents use it to threaten their kids when they misbehave.

I will never recover from how everything and everyone was so queer in The Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit and everything else. Legolas and Gimli built a boat together to go to the Undying Lands together and spent all their time *together* after Return of The King but yeah totally platonicly™️

Frodo and Sam were so queer in the books and movies that the actors themselves ship them together, and Sean Astin wanted them to kiss but we all know they wouldn’t have been able to get away with it. Bilbo and Thorin were so gay in the movies that this isn’t even an edited screenshot.

And somehow people still believe that it’s all platonic

A Bagginsheild modern AU idea

(I’m too scatterbrained to write it but this needs to be out there to here I am)

The Company are all in college doing classes n shit. Thorin is deeply in love with Bilbo, Bilbo is deeply in love with Thorin, but neither of them realize the feelings are reciprocated. At the same time, Nori is in love with Bofur and vice versa, but doesn’t realize Bofur likes him back.

Bofur and Bilbo are best friends and are often seen hanging out, and both Nori and Thorin assume they’re dating and they have no chance. So, Nori comes up with a plan- him and Thorin start fake dating to make Bofur and Bilbo jealous.

Bofur and Bilbo can clearly tell it’s fake (Thorin is a horrible actor and Nori sells it way too hard), but assume wrongly the reasons behind it. Bilbo thinks Thorin is trying to make Thranduil (his rival) jealous, and that Nori was paid to help with this. Bofur thinks Nori is trying to get Dwalin jealous.

So what do these two disaster gays decide to do? Fake date to get Nori and Thorin jealous.

Hijinks ensue, and the rest of the Company have placed bets on who’s going to crack first and confess. (Bifur is about to crack heads together if he sees his cousin mope about Nori ONE MORE TIME)

(Bonus points if Bofur actually knows what’s happening the entire time and is purposefully causing chaos for laughs)

(Double bonus points if the confession is in the middle of an argument

“WHY ARE YOU DATING BOFUR?!”

“BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, DUMBASS!”)

i love them, ur honour

So I rewatched The Hobbit : the battle of the five armies and it destroyed my heart but also inspired me to draw my (and Bilbo's) beloved Thorin who's definitely just sleeping 🙃

Unfinished for now...

Whatever the opposite of a writer’s block is, I have it and now I want to write like nobody’s business. So! Those who come across this, feel free to throw me a request!

Key -

Type of writing

Oneshot 🌻, Word Vomit 🌿, Poem 🍂, Analysis 🥀

How the character is related to the work

Perspective character 🌕, Main Character 🌖, Central Side Character 🌗, Peripheral Side Character 🌘, Mentioned Character 🌑

I will write prompts including:

Rings of Power

- Young Galadriel

- Young Sauron

- Young Elrond

- Durin

- Disa

- Young Gandalf

- Nori Brandyfoot

- Arondir

- Bronwyn

The Hobbit

- Thorin Oakenshield

Voice like a drum, love like a melody 🌻🌖

- Bilbo Baggins

Voice like a drum, love like a melody🌻🌕

- Gandalf the Grey

- Any members of the company, just may need to do some extra research and it will be delayed a tad

-Thranduil

-Bard the Bowman

Lord of the Rings

-Gandalf the White

- Aragorn

- Legolas Greenleaf

- Gimli

- Frodo Baggins

- Samwise Gamgee

- Pippin Took

- Merry Brandybuck

- Boromir

- Faramir

- Eowyn

- Eomer

- Theoden

Dream SMP

- C!Tommy

A Lighthouse and a Void 🥀🌑

- C!Tubbo

A Lighthouse and a Void 🥀🌖

- C!Philza

A Lighthouse and a Void 🥀🌑

- C!Karl

Flame🍂🌑

- C!Ranboo

A Lighthouse and a Void🥀🌖

- C!Technoblade

- C!Quackity

Flame🍂🌖

- C!Charlie

Flame🍂🌗

-C!Fundy

In and Out (Of Sync)🌿🌕

-C!Wilbur (I will not write about him again, but I am proud of the work I have done with him)

Life Before You🌿🌕

Flame🍂🌗

In and Out (Of Sync)🌿🌑

If asked, I can also talk about my oc’s:

Searing, Scorching, Blistering

Modern Fantasy

Wherein two brothers attempting to lay low from their oppressive colonizers get swept into a underground society consisting of heists, blackmailing, and corruption. As they navigate their relationship with each other and themselves, could they learn to trust again?

- Wiljem

An Introduction to my Searing, Scorching, Blistering original characters 🥀🌖

- Taher

An Introduction to my Searing, Scorching, Blistering original characters 🥀🌖

- Liizesk

An Introduction to my Searing, Scorching, Blistering original characters 🥀🌖

- Rahn

An Introduction to my Searing, Scorching, Blistering original characters 🥀🌖

- Aire

An Introduction to my Searing, Scorching, Blistering original characters 🥀🌖

- Jeb

An Introduction to my Searing, Scorching, Blistering original characters 🥀🌖

- Tirakem

An Introduction to my Searing, Scorching, Blistering original characters 🥀🌖

Apprentices!

Semi-Satire Fantasy

In a world long after the dark lord evil thing gets destroyed, it is a rite of passage to go on a journey to mark the end of their apprenticeship, mirroring the tales of old. But, is there any real quests left? 5 apprentices and their resident exhausted chaperone expect nothing when they set out on a simple transportation mission. However, there is something deeper brewing within their adventure.

- Aminah

- Ikal

- Ruaridh

- Xhemal

- Dumi

- Aglaia

- Linh

- Yati

- Iustus

- Folayan

- Ailean

- Ix Kaknab

- Phiesak

Imagine being sent to Thranduil along with Thorin

Small explanation. Y/N actually knows Thranduil as a close friend. She was his confidant when he became king. He knows that she is not from this world and was sent here and posesses the ability to change the fate of all middle earth. (Time travel kinda stuff?) Anyways HAPPY READING

Thranduil: I will let you go, if you but return which is mine.

Y/N: Honestly not sure why I'm here? Can I leav-

Thranduil: *interrupts* Silence Pethryn.

Thorin: A favour for a favour

Thranduil: You have my word, one king to another.

Y/N: *cringes, knowing that's next.*

Thorin: I would not trust, Thranduil, great king, to honour his word, should the end of all days be upon us.

Y/N: *sighs and looks down* Shit.

Thorin: I have seen how you treat your friends. We came to you once. Starving, homeless, seeking your help. But you turned your back.

Thranduil and Y/N: *looks at eachother but remains silent*

Thorin: *continues* You turned away from the suffering of my people. The inferno that destroyed us. Imrid amrâd ursul! (Die a fiery death)

Y/N: *loudly* Enough Thorin.

Thranduil: Do not talk to me of dragon fire. I know it's wrath and ruin. I have faced the great serpents of the north.

Y/N: *looks away from his scar*

Thranduil: I warned your grandfather what his greed would summon, but he would not take heed. You are no different.

*Gestures to the guards to take him away*

Stay here if you will and rot. A hundred years is a mere blink, in the eyes of an elf.

Thorin and gaurds exit

Y/N: Rather dramatic aren't we old friend? *smirks*

Thranduil: *refuses to look at you* Do not think I did not notice you turn away.

Y/N: *looks down* I cannot bear to look upon the pain I brought you. That day, that scar. It was meant for me.

Thranduil: Mellon nin, I would face the serpents once more if I were but to keep you safe.

Y/N: We went needlessly into battle. I was the one who should have-

Thranduil: Enough. You have spent a millennia repenting and punishing yourself for something I never blamed you for. I have nothing but fate to thank that it brings you back to my halls even if unwillingly. I have spent centuries waiting for your council again.

Y/N: *sighs and kneels* I have missed you Aran nin.

Thranduil: The Narrator does not kneel to a mere King in passing time, stand. I will not tell you again, lest my people think I have gone soft or mad.

Y/N: *grins* By the way you do know that they will escape.

Thranduil: And I guess I am not able to stop them?

Y/N: Nope.

Thranduil: Will you be joining them?

Y/N: *skips up to his throne and sits* All in due time my friend. Patience is a virtue.~

Thranduil: *picks her up with one hand by the scruff and sets her off his throne* Stop that. It is unbecoming. Go eat, tis the Feast of Starlight.

Y/N: Already on it! See ya later loser.

Y/N exits

Thranduil: *mutters from his throne* How they are able to switch between a child and an adult that is burdened with the fate of time, never ceases to confuse me.

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Aran nin= My king

Pethryn= Narrator

Almost 2k?! Thats a long boi for me.

Imagine Fili and Kili being saved because of Y/N. (Part 1)

Y/N: "Thorin when you see Azog you need to run down to the tower straight away."

Thorin: "The tower? Why must I run down to the tower. Why would Fili be there? How do you-"

Y/N: "Stubborn dwarf, do as I say! You will catch him when he falls."

Thorin: "Falls? What do you mean?-

-Y/N runs off-

Azog: *in dark speech* This one dies first, and then the brother. Then you Thorin OakenShield. You will die las-"

-Y/N appears behind them slicing off the orcs heads and throwing a dagger into Azog's arm.-

Azog: *Growls in annoyance and throws fili down* You! How did you get up here?

Y/N: "Shut up Orc scum, you bore me. By the way, next time you try kill someone, save us the speech. You're not cut out for public speaking."

-She peers down to see Fili has been caught by Thorin-

Y/N: "Well it seems as though you've failed to kill this dwarf. I wonder if you'll find a streak."

-Azog attempts to initiate combat with Y/N but she dodges and weaves his attacks-

Thorin: "Y/N come down! We need to retreat!"

Y/N: "Until next time!"

-Y/N flips off and uses daggers to dig into the tower as she descends, slowing her fall enough to allow her to land infront of Fili and Thorin-

Fili: *breathlessly* "Wow"

Y/N: "Now now Fili, don't go falling for me." *She winks* "You're a crown prince after all."

Thorin: "He'll have to wait in line."

Y/N: *clueless* "For what?"

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I kinda imagined this but I couldn't find a gif aha- HOPE YOU ENJOY MY FIRST THING BACK, not used to writing again but hope it's ok ;_;

Imagine getting ready to leave Beorns's home and travel to Mirkwood.

Thorin: "Gandalf, time is wasting."

Beorn: "There is more. Not long past, word spread.. the dead had been seen walking near the High Fells of Rhudaur."

Y/N frowns and meets Beorn's concerned eyes.

Y/N: "The dead you say?"

Beorn: "Is it true? Are there tombs in those mountains?"

Y/N and Gandalf look at each other and think back.

*A memory*

Galadriel: "When Angmar fell... the Men of the North took his body, and all that he had possessed and sealed it within the High Fells of Rhudaur.

Deep within the rock, they buried him.

In a tomb so dark.. it would never come to light."

Gandalf: "Yes. Yes there are tombs up there."

Beorn: "I remember a time when a great evil ruled these lands. One powerful enough... to raise the dead.

Y/N side eyes Gandalf.

Beorn: "If that enemy has returned to Middle Earth... I would have you tell me."

Gandalf: "Saruman the White, says it's not possible."

Y/N: *spits out* "Blast that old man."

Gandalf: *pats Y/N's shoulder reassuring her.* "The enemy was destroyed and will never return."

Beorn: "And what does Gandalf the Grey say?"

*Gandalf shakes his head, unsure.*

Y/N: *Steps forward.* "We must go."

Beorn: "Yes. Go now, while you have the light."

*A howl rings out through the trees*

Beorn: "Your hunters are not far behind."

Y/N: "Thank you Beorn."

Beorn: "No you can't keep one of my puppies."

Y/N: "Fine."

Imagine breaking the dwarves out of the dungeons of The Woodland Realm.

Ori: "We're never gonna reach the mountain are we?" *He laments*

Bilbo: "Not stuck in here, you're not." *Jingles the keys*

Y/N appears, eating a cake?

Y/N: "Didya know they were having a feast? Bloody good food they have. And the wine! You guys want any? I think I can go-"

Balin: "Bilbo!"

*All erupt into excited chatter*

Y/N: "Wha- What am I? Chopped liver?"

*Munches angrily*

Kili: "It's okay Y/N I'll share with you!"

Fili: "Yeah, come on give us some!"

*Y/N grins and breaks the cake into three pieces.*

Bilbo: "Shh! There are guards nearby!"

*One by one they escape down to the cellar.*

Bofur: "You're suppose to be leading us OUT! Not further in!"

Bilbo: "I know what I'm doing."

Bofur: "Shh!"

Bilbo: "Into the barrels! Quickly now."

Dwalin: "Are you mad? They'll find us."

Bilbo: "No no, they won't I promise you. Please, please you must trust me"

Thorin: "Do as he says."

*They clamber in and Y/N stays out.*

Y/N: "Go Bilbo. into the barrel with Thorin quickly."

Thorin: "Y/N, what are you-"

Y/N: "I will see you at the gate."

Balin: "What gate?"

Y/N: "Hold your breath everyone."

*Y/N pulls the lever and they are all dropped into the river.*

Y/N: "Well, that was fun! Now, let's play some hide and seek shall we?"

*Y/N slips past the guards and out of the palace and up into the light. They spot the dwarves in the river and begins her run towards them*

Legolas: "Shut the gate" (in Sindarin)

Y/N: "No no! Don't do that!"

The guards look at her strangely before beginning to shut the gate.

*Y/N groans and mumbles*

Y/N: "This is gonna hurt like a bitch isn't it. Where's Tauriel when you need her. Stupid world doesn't even have her in it. Stupid movie made me think she was an actual character"

*She huffs while running towards the gate*

Y/N "ORCS! WATCH OUT!"

*A guard is stuck by an arrow.*

Y/N: "Fucks sake."

*The Orcs rampage through the top of the closed gates, persuing fights with the Elven guards.*

Bofur: "Orcs! Watch out!"

Bolg: "Slay them all" (Dark Speech)

*Y/N fires an arrow at him, striking him in the arm*

Y/N: "Take a shower, you STINK."

*Y/N runs towards the fighting dwarves.*

*Kili spots the lever to open the gate.*

Y/N: "NO, STAY PUT. DON'T MOVE KILI."

*Y/N dashes towards him while he gets up to pull the lever.*

Y/N: "NO."

*Bolg pulls out Y/N's arrow from his arm and draws his own, notching it in his bow. He aims it at Kili.*

Y/N: "KILI."

*Y/N lunges towards Kili, pushing him out of the way, the arrow strikes her through the leg. With a gasp she doubles over, clutches onto the lever and pulls it down.*

Y/N: "Ah, fuck."

A/N

For continuance sake, don't read ahead if you want to follow the normal story line. However if you wish to read this as a separate imagine read ahead!

*She gasps and struggles to stand. She bites down on her lip and forces the arrow out, snapping off the feathered end and pulling it out. Kili drags her over the edge of the gate and Y/N slips into a barrel with him below*

Kili: "Y/N! Y/N I'm so sorry I should have listened I-"

Y/N cries out in pain as they tumble down the stream, each knock jolting her wound.

Y/N: "Apologies later. Escape now."

*The company battles the Swarm of Orcs from the stream whilst drifting down the stream, aided by Legolas and his army.*

Thorin: "Anything behind us?"

Nori: "Not that I can see!"

Bofur: "I think we've out run the Orcs."

Thorin: "Not for long. We've lost the current."

Dwalin: "Bombur's half drowned."

Thorin: "Make for the shore! Come on let's go!."

Øin: "Glóin, help me brother."

Kili: "Y/N is hurt. Her leg needs binding."

Y/N Groans quietly before answering.

Y/N: "I'm fine. Not able to die, Just hurts. Better me than Kili. Orc pack on our tail, Need to..

*Y/N grits her teeth*

Need to keep moving."

Thorin: "To where? There's a lake between us and that mountain you need that rest."

Y/N: "A barge, a man will have a boat. Help me up, I'll show you the way. Let's go."

*Kili and Fili lift her up and they hobble away.*

Y/N: "I should do this more often if it means two pretty men will carry me."

Thorin: "I think not. Next time, I will carry you over my shoulder and you will have no say."

*Y/N blinks owlishly.*