Izuku And Tenko Have A Solidarity Over One(1) Thing And Its Todoroki Himbos

Izuku and Tenko have a solidarity over one(1) thing and its Todoroki himbos

Shouto: The recipe says to beat three eggs.

Natsuo: At what? Hand-to-hand combat?!

Shouto: Must be. Yumi banned swords in the kitchen, remember?

Parent teacher meeting:

Endeavor : After he reaches proper age, I will find a girl with a beneficial quirk to be Shouto's wife so that he may further our family legacy.

Aizawa, Knowing Shouto has come second only to Kirishima to Who's Gayest in 1a beating Jirou : .....

Aizawa, knowing Shouto's dating Wut are Bones Mcgee : .....

Aizawa : *writing notes for the CPS* I see. And what can you tell me about his mother?

AFO : I will choose Nana Shimura's grandson to be my heir to torture you All might.

AM : No u.

AFO : .... What?

AM : *Grabbing Izuku* Reverse uno bitch.

AFO : Give me back my son you little-

Ever look at Eri's role models and think oh my god this girl is gonna grow up to bevthe most chaotic person ever?

Uraraka, fed up, doing a deku impression : Hi! I'm Midoriya Izuku and i look like a forest pixie, but if you hurt my friends I'll break both our bones. I have the balls to do literally anything other than to confess to my crush!

Erasermic wedding:

Priest : Do you, Aizawa Shouta, take Yamada Hizashi to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Aizawa : I do.

Priest : And do you Yamada Hizashi, take Aizawa Shouta to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Mic : *deep inhale*

Aizawa : Oh no.

Mic : YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH