Izuku And Tenko Have A Solidarity Over One(1) Thing And Its Todoroki Himbos

Izuku and Tenko have a solidarity over one(1) thing and its Todoroki himbos

Shouto: The recipe says to beat three eggs.

Natsuo: At what? Hand-to-hand combat?!

Shouto: Must be. Yumi banned swords in the kitchen, remember?

Imagine having to not cuddle you boyfriend cause it gets too hot, couldn't be me

-Izuku Midoriya clinging to his boyfriend's right side

Uraraka : We have no idea what you're talking about officer.

Police : Are you sure ?

Jirou : Positive.

Police : And he just dropped dead?

Tsuyu : Yup. Kero.

Police : Out of nowhere?

Momo : That's what we said.

Aizawa : excuse me officer, are you insinuating that my daughters students are not telling the truth? You think my dangerous children class could commit murder?

Police : *staring at Mineta's chalk outlined dead body* well-

Aizawa : Shame on you, they're training to be heroes for fucks sake.

Any other student in UA : Aizawa sensei is a cryptid that will eat you in your sleep. One time someone sneezed in his class and he expelled the entire class. If you ever have his as a sub that would be the closest to death you'll ever get until you actually die.

His Hellions : DAD! Kaminari blew up all the lights again and we made the substitute teacher cry. Also there's a ice castle behind our dorms because Todoroki saw Frozen. And here's the list of furniture that got destroyed in the latest deku vs bakugo fight and the floors has acid damage again. Love ya!

Guess who was born on this merry month of pride that's right this bitch.

AFO : I will choose Nana Shimura's grandson to be my heir to torture you All might.

AM : No u.

AFO : .... What?

AM : *Grabbing Izuku* Reverse uno bitch.

AFO : Give me back my son you little-