Shouto : Look, I'm Not Saying I Have Proof That All Might Is Midoriya's Father.

Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.

Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.

Uraraka : I wonder if Todoroki is the morosexual between them.

Iida : I don't know, it could also be Midoriya.

Momo, a tired woman : *slams her book down* they are somehow both sapiosexual and pure idiot for idiot and I don't know how they achieve that.

I understand that Shouto teaching Izuku to scate is a blessed concept, but consider my headcanon,

Shouto can't actually skate. He can walk uncannily well on ice with regular shoes, he's fine even gliding on his own ice because he usually makes it in an incline and he just stays straight as he slips down.

But add a shoe with blade on the bottom? Nope. Not happening. He cannot balance on a blade no matter how hard he tries and Izuku, who is halfway decent at ice skating is baffled at this discovery.

Don't hide this in the tags this is gold

Ah yes, Dadzawa in a vigilante au, also known as Found family (slow burn)

Pro hero Deku is in the hospital. The sidekick who was with him on the fight was mostly reduced to the sidelines and feels very very guilty so they go to check up on him.

When they get therr they peek into the room and see someone with him.

Imagine this newbie's surprise when they see a Wholeass hobo looking man, clutching at a sleeping bag giving the No. 1 hero the dressing down of his life.

The most surprising part is Deku is just taking it? Looking like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar?

From behind them they hear Pro hero Shouto, "Oh you're here to see him?" And then looks into the room and sighs, relieved, "oh good Dad's already here."

And the poor sidekick's internally going "??????? That's not endeavor though?"

Where did the idea that child Deku would be a kinda clingy pushover come from? Like I am sincerely curious as to where that perception came from and how it got to be so pervasive in fandom??

Our first introduction to Deku is him resolutely choosing to throw hands in a 1 on 3 fight even though he knew full well he was gonna get his ass beat

Child Deku didn’t give a single fuck more than UA Deku

And he’s always kinda chilling to the side just vibing in his own lane

It’s a cute hc don’t get me wrong, I just don’t understand how it came to be lol