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Interviewer : What is your opinion on pro hero Endeavor?

Pro hero Deku : In all honesty, he can be tortured in the circles of hells and I would not lift a finger to help him even if I had literally nothing else to do.

Pro hero Shouto : Marry me.

Deku : Honey we're already married.

Shouto : Marry me again then


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Imagine not being able to be a heating pad for your boyfriend's chronic pain couldn't be me

- Shouto Todoroki holding his boyfriend's hand

Imagine having to not cuddle you boyfriend cause it gets too hot, couldn't be me

-Izuku Midoriya clinging to his boyfriend's right side


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Uraraka : I wonder if Todoroki is the morosexual between them.

Iida : I don't know, it could also be Midoriya.

Momo, a tired woman : *slams her book down* they are somehow both sapiosexual and pure idiot for idiot and I don't know how they achieve that.


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Kaminari : All this talk about top or bottom, why does no one ask the real questions?

Shouto : .......

Izuku : I'm thinking you're about to ask us aren't you?

Kaminari : Who asks for extra ketchup at restaurants?

Shouto : ..... We get take out usually


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Shouto introducing Bakugo and Midoriya to Fyumi in the internship ark :

Shouto : this is Midoriya he is one of the kindest people you'll meet and is generally just the sun.

Fyumi : that's great! nice to meet you.

Shouto : And this is Bakugo, he has rabies, the doctors haven't found a cure for him yet.

Fyumi : .......


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*Izuku shows Shouto old pre quirk comics and instantly regrets it*

Shouto : Izuku!

Izuku : no

Shouto : but look at this!

Izuku : shou please, stop the Lovechild thing.

Shouto : Thor and Hulk

Izuku : please. I'm begging.

Shouto: The lighting! Mixed with the green.

Izuku : For heaven's sake

Shouto : The Smash!


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