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Interviewer : What is your opinion on pro hero Endeavor?
Pro hero Deku : In all honesty, he can be tortured in the circles of hells and I would not lift a finger to help him even if I had literally nothing else to do.
Pro hero Shouto : Marry me.
Deku : Honey we're already married.
Shouto : Marry me again then
Imagine not being able to be a heating pad for your boyfriend's chronic pain couldn't be me
- Shouto Todoroki holding his boyfriend's hand
Imagine having to not cuddle you boyfriend cause it gets too hot, couldn't be me
-Izuku Midoriya clinging to his boyfriend's right side
Uraraka : I wonder if Todoroki is the morosexual between them.
Iida : I don't know, it could also be Midoriya.
Momo, a tired woman : *slams her book down* they are somehow both sapiosexual and pure idiot for idiot and I don't know how they achieve that.
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Kaminari : All this talk about top or bottom, why does no one ask the real questions?
Shouto : .......
Izuku : I'm thinking you're about to ask us aren't you?
Kaminari : Who asks for extra ketchup at restaurants?
Shouto : ..... We get take out usually
Izuku : Can I sit there?
Shouto : That's my lap though?
Izuku : .... Can I?
Shouto :....
Izuku :....
Shouto : If you sit there, you live there, there's no going back.
Izuku : *settling in* Fine by me
Shouto introducing Bakugo and Midoriya to Fyumi in the internship ark :
Shouto : this is Midoriya he is one of the kindest people you'll meet and is generally just the sun.
Fyumi : that's great! nice to meet you.
Shouto : And this is Bakugo, he has rabies, the doctors haven't found a cure for him yet.
Fyumi : .......
Izuku : My dad went to America!
Shouto : So did All-might. Coincidence? I think not!
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Bakugo : I've seen his dad!
Shouto : you've also seen All Might. Check and mate
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
*Izuku shows Shouto old pre quirk comics and instantly regrets it*
Shouto : Izuku!
Izuku : no
Shouto : but look at this!
Izuku : shou please, stop the Lovechild thing.
Shouto : Thor and Hulk
Izuku : please. I'm begging.
Shouto: The lighting! Mixed with the green.
Izuku : For heaven's sake
Shouto : The Smash!