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Male Readers when they find only Female Reader stories but no Male Reader stories:

I’m not dyslexic, but I swear I just had the biggest dyslexic moment of my life!

We have a cooler, like a Starbucks cooler in the house. Been there for years, I noticed that one of the trays are missing……

I sit there and I’m like: “I swear something is missing…..the platform? Stand? Thingy? White thingy??”

My dad in the corner: “What are you talking about?”

Me: “the thingy the things sit on?”

Me now noticing the missing tray, Dad: “you mean the counter top?”

Me: “YES, wait no, the thing!”

Dad: “the bar stool??”

Me: “YEESSss……wait? Noooo, it’s the, the, the thingy….the thingy!! *points aggressively at the tray sitting on the bar stool*”

Dad: “🤨 the Tray?”

Me: “YESSS THAT, the tray, that’s what I was trying to say!”

Dad: 🤨🙃😐

Come back for this Rex.

Cancelled event

3.5k Special

Headcanons:

angel!reader falling for mer!bros

tiger hybrid mc

mc has their own human

shapeshifter!mc

feral!mc

mc with tentacles

Fics:

Lucifer - molting mc; First knotting

Mammon - shapeshifter; mc with healing cum

Leviathan - tentacle breeding

Satan - shapeshifter!mc; feline mc

Asmodeus:

- Secret Lair - smut

Beelzebub - minotaur!mc

Belphegor - werewolf!mc, Shadow monster mc

Diavolo - stuffed with mc's eggs; werewolf!mc

Barbatos - incubus!mc

Simeon - water slime monster

Solomon:

- King's Crown - fluff

Drabbles:

Requesting

“Living with Yoongi has many advantages. Always clean counters, delicious home cooked meals and if something breaks, he will fix it with the help of his beloved blue toolbox. He is your little handyman and when your ex breaks your heart, it seems that he is hellbound on fixing that as well.“

Pairing: Yoongi x f.Reader

Genre: bf2l!AU, Roommates to Lovers!AU, Rebound!AU, slight Angst, Romance, Smut

Warnings: soft dom!Yoongi but it’s more that he just takes the lead, shitty exes, break-ups, low self-esteem, Yoongi being the comforting person that he is, lotsa kissing, shy!OC, safe sex, praises, oral (f.receiving), fingering, penetrative sex, multiple orgasms (f.recieving), he is very gentle with her, she cries afterwards and he is so sweet to her, I just love him that’s all :(

Wordcount: 14.3k

a/n: *sobs uncontrollably* i luv him. I don’t know my besties, this is quite honestly just something I wish would happen to me hahaha a girl can dream 🙂 but I do hope that you guys find just as much comfort in it as I did, Yoongi is honestly such a sweet bean :(

The bar is loud and the people around you are happy. The music is upbeat, the lights are bright and colourful and the smell of good times hangs in the air.

But not for you. You feel heartbroken. Truly and devastatingly heartbroken. It hurts so much that you have spent the last hour curled up on a chair and sobbing into your knees. Nobody notices your sobs, eventhough they were incredibly loud. Their lively chatter and happy singing however, blended out your desperate cries for help. Nobody also really noticed the state of your body either, they didn’t see the shakes, the painful convulsing and if they saw then they ignored it. You were a stranger after all, a weird stranger who is crying miserably in a place which was supposed to be a place for fun.

Now, you didn’t start off the night as a miserable stranger crying in a bar. As a matter of fact, you started off the night as a girl deeply in love with her boyfriend, ready to have the night of her life with him. Said boyfriend – excuse the mistake, ex-boyfriend – however broke up with you in the middle of the night with the excuse of “needing time to find my soul’s purpose, babe”.

The break-up came out of nowhere. He was incredibly sweet last night and even tonight he acted as if everything was okay. You had no fights lately, no arguments, not even slight bickering about stuff. You were happy, really happy, and as if someone pushed you off a bridge, you are now drowning in the ice cold water of heartbreak and confusion.

“___?”

You lift your head upon hearing your name, meeting the worried face of your best friend.

“Yoongi”, you wail, breaking in on yourself.

“Hey there, hey”, he gasps, getting on his knees to wrap you up in a hug, “I came as quickly as I could.”

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This is awesome! It’s so cute!!

(references below!)

Hear me out...

A Fantasy! Sun/moon AU that revolves around Y/N buying a large two story old home filled with mysteries and secret keys. Sun and Moon are considered 'Fey Guardians' of the forest.

Y/N is a HUGE nerd for the unknown and adventure, along with a job as a Field Botanist. The rumors of creatures and strange plants led Y/N Buy a (suspiciously low priced) Home with an even more suspicious forest next to it.

I wanna see this as a story, yandere styled or not.

Here’s an idea:

A person (the reader/y/n) an artsy person, having drawn/painted her boys (the bonten members) and hung it up on their wall.

It’s a split type art (with one side it’s their younger self and the other their older/bonten self)

One day they wake up to just discover that their living room (or bedroom since that’s where the paintings/drawings are at) is holding the Bonten crew.

And the reader is like: ‘omg omg oh my gosh, what the heck my guy?!’

While the gang is wondering: what is going on, what happened, why they’re here, and how they got there.

After a VERY confusing and borderline dangerous clear up on what’s happened (the reader explaining that they’re a story/show they watched and that they are no longer in their “world” but the readers) they try to get hooked/synced into their new life they’ve been stuck in.

Later to find out that reader is a little artsy freak who’s got them hanging on their wall, next thing you know Ran is being a tease on the matter, and the cast is just like: wth O.o.

How the story would end I have no idea lol maybe they settle Into their new life and reader ends up with one of them 🤔 maybe a little bit of lemon/smut/NSFW content to add to the mix 🧐

Seems like a good story/oneshot to meeeeee😂😍