Ruby: Ok, I Get Me And Jaune May Be More Close Than Regular Friends Normally Are-

Ruby: Ok, I get me and Jaune may be more close than regular friends normally are-

Blake: Understatement of the decade.

Ruby: But! I don't see why everyone thinks we're together! We are simply a boy and a girl who platonically enjoy being around the other.

Blake: Ruby, I literally caught you getting railed by, and riding, Jaune around the academy 5 times in less than 2 days.

Jaune: *Slightly out of breath* Wow... You were incredible...

Neo: *Kneeling in front of Jaune, smiling seductively at him as she wipes her mouth*

Jaune: W-Well, here's your 50 lien.

Neo: *Takes the money, before handing Jaune a piece of paper*

Jaune: What's this?

Neo: *Pulls up sign* "Forged Transcripts for 50 Lien!"

Jaune: But I was only paying for the blow-

Neo: *Flips sign* "That Was Free!"

Arc Sister's: Now, which of us will be the object of your attraction?

Whitley: Hmm... Wow, what great options. This is going to be so hard. 🙄

Jaune: *Walks in* Oh sisters, I'm back from war.

Whitley: Hello sailor!~ 😍

Yang: Hey Jaune? This bra isn't mine... What's going on?

Jaune: ...

Past!Jaune:

Jaune: ... I'm cheating on you

Neptune: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs!

Sun: Oh my god, you're crazy! They are so obviously mammals!

Neptune: Oh please, she'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs!

Sun: Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! THEY'RE MAMMALS!!!

Employee: *Holds up a tray of dino nuggets* Free sample?

Jaune: *Takes one* Mmm, delicious! I will seriously consider purchasing these. *Leaves*

Employee: 😊

Jaune: *Walks up, now wearing an unzipped white jacket with a faunus tail* Ooo, what do we got here? Don't mind if I do. *Takes one before leaving*

Employee: 🤨

Jaune: *Now has a tattoo on his arm with some stubble on his face* Oh? Dino nuggies? I'll need to buy a ton of these for my girls.

Employee: Sir, you don't need to keep going to the back of the line. You can have as much as you want, they're free.

Taiyang: What are you talking about?

Sun: Hey, can I have another dino nuggie?

Jaune: Yeah, me too?