From @calmingpi

from @calmingpi

like OW?

Tarvek being a princess in all but pronouns is so right. He’s the mad scientist’s beautiful daughter, the damsel in distress, the ingenue, daddy’s little villain (but he doesn’t want to be). He’s quite literally royalty but dependent on Agatha to truly retake his crown. He’s got femme coding to contrast Violetta’s butch vibes and Gil’s dashing heroic masculinity. I love him so much he’s such a fun character. I’ve never sat down to think about his gender in depth but happy pride guess I’m gonna have to.

HE'S SO GIRLCODED. TOE TO TIP THIS MAN IS A GENDERBEND. HE LOVES DESIGNING LITTLE OUTFITS HE'S CONSTANTLY BEING KIDNAPPED HE'S AN ACCESSORY AND A PLOT DEVICE HE'S SPENT AN ENTIRE ARC WEARING NOTHING BUT A BEDSHEET HE'S SLEEPING BEAUTY HE'S A FEMME FATALE HE'S EUROPA'S LOST PRINCESS HE'S THE VILLAIN'S BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER.

I want to put adolin and moash in a cage and watch them go (text from this post)

Happy aro visibility day <3

WAIT! im a fool

new kandra baby named NuMoon i demand it

completely lost it when wax and steris named their son maxillium, because of *course*

but imagine if we got nuliana (goes by nu) and gilbillius (nickname gibbus because nu had a hard time saying gilbillius at all growing up and it stuck) (he prefers gil but it's far too late)

we can throw in a crescent or something for good measure too

I was going to say this is so incredibly unfair. WHY would you pit jägers against each other? And then I realized, no no, 100% fair to have jägers fight. THEY'D LOVE THAT.

SO

VOTE OGGIE! Oggie wins this one for me simply cause of this supremely casual moment of I bite a hat.

(What? Deja Vu? I posted about this last week? Caught me red-handed you did. But then you'll understand my bias and why I'm landing with Oggie this fight.)

BUT HOKAY. MAXIM wins The Hat off Ol' Man Death mit de sottle no less!

(From Maxim Buys a Hat)

Poll Administrator... I'm realizing now you've caught them without their hats on... and I'm here posting about them getting hats... Which means there's only one way to end this post!

Look at how proud they are of their new hats. LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT THEIR SWAG!

(Is this post actually hat acquisition propaganda?)

(Yeah, yeah it is ...)

Round 1