~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 19

*Y/N and Poseidon relaxing on the couch*

Y/N:*reads a book*

Poseidon:*doing the same*

Zeus:*kicks the door* HA!! YOU'RE HAVING SEX!

Poseidon:*sighs*

Y/N: *closes the book* Zeus...dear brother in law,do you need glasses?

Zeus:....uh no I...

Y/N:Strange I believed you needed them. 'Cause you can't see that me and my husband are FINALLY spending some quality time together after MONTHS of work,where we couldn't see or talk to each other...and DEAL with YOUR SHIT because you can't keep it in your pants and cheated on your wife AGAIN .

Zeus:Wait,you actually talk to each other...

Y/N:....*looks at Poseidon * Dear husband can I....

Poseidon:I allow you to kick his stupid ass.

Y/N:*smiles and leans over to kiss his cheek* Thank you....* snaps their fingers and lot of arrows of light appear*

Zeus:*pales* Umh...

Y/N:I'll give you 5 seconds *scary smile* Dear brother in law~

Zeus:*runs*

Y/N*goes after him*

Poseidon:*watches Y/N trying to kill his brother* "Y/N truly is charming when they're angry .....ahhh now I'm aroused too bad they are busy..." *reads his book again*

Y/N: I hope won't be too hard on that.

Muginn:Why is she strict?

Y/N:Well not all the time....dad is the strict one sometimes....but mom can be even scarier *trembles*

Odin:.....

Y/N: At least she likes you💧*hugs Odin*

Odin:...*clearly glad that Eve approved him cuz he can't imagine what would have happened if she didn't *

Meanwhile:

Adam:*half dead*

RoR Incorrect quotes#108 Aftermath

After You and Odin left...from the awkward family dinner You and Odin leave after you and eve pulled the two men apart...Eve apologizes to Odin and You and gives you both the one cake....that didn't get destroyed in the fight

Eve: Kids. bed, now. I want to talk to your father~*Slowly turns her head to look at Adam, smiling but with veins on her forehead*

Adam*Blinks and smiles looking at the Boys Nervously*No, kids, stay...Please stay

Eve: Go.

Adam: Stay.

Eve: Go!

Adam: Stay!?~

Eve: You go!

Adam: Cain, stay!

Eve: Now!

Adam: Abel, don't move!?

The Two go and stop looking at their parent's dispute, Cain actually looks nervous not knowing who to listen to, Abel awake looking like a lost puppy

Eve: You go!

Adam: Boys, stay!?!

Eve: Get out of here!

Cain*Grabs the hand of his little brother and walks away slowly out the door*

Abel*actually crossing with his free hand for his father's wellbeing*sorry papa...

Adam: Don't leave me!?!

Eve:You get out of here!?!

Cain & Abel Internally-

This is part 2 to my friend @sketchy-owl(Their content is SO GOOD Y'ALL!)

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The Stranger the better

Lux @ Adam

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~

Episode 20.5

Zeus:*somehow he escaped from the angry crowd of women* Thank Uranus I managed to run away from those crazy females...

*noises*

Hera:WHERE IS HE!?

Alcmene: I believe he went this way!!

Zeus:!!!*opens the door and gets out from the building* I should be safe now.

???: Oh looks like Tyche is with us my friends.

Zeus:*recognizes the voice * G....Ganymede!?

Ganymede: The ladies did take their time with you...but now it's our turn. *a crowd of male is behind him*

Zeus.....well shit...I'm dead for sure now.

Bonus:

Lux:*takes out a walkie talkie * I found him he is here. The boys are having their fun with him.

Owl: *dressed up as a bodyguard too* Good I'll inform the Ladies.

Hera:Where is he!?

Owl: Lux referred to me that the insect is with the boys, my lady.

Hera:Good. Let's go and finish our job.

Y/N: As you wish my queen*smiles*

@luxthestrange xD we make a good team.

RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😊

Episode 22

~Happy Fathers day!~

Child Y/N: Daddy!!Daddy look!!*holding a drawing*

Adam:What a beautiful drawing you did Y/N.*smiles* Is that me?

Child Y/N:*smiles* Yes!!

Adam:Oh,you sure made your dad look awesome! I'm not that good looking!

Child Y/N:*puff her cheeks* Daddy is the most attractive man in the world!! When I grow up I wanna marry him!!

Adam:*chuckles* "So cute"

~Present~

Adam:"Haaaa those were good times"

Eve:Y/N will be here soon with her partner please...be gentle with them.

Adam:Eve you don't have to worry. I will welcome them regardless who they are. "I cannot say they will be safe if they are a man"*dark smile*

Cain/Abel:"Is written on your face that you will kill them if they are a male"

*The bell rings*

Eve:Y/N is here!*happy and goes to open the door*

Y/N:Hi mom!! *smiles and hugs her*

Eve:Oh welcome back Y/N!! My sweet child! Oh and you must Y/N's part-...

Odin:I'm...Odin....pleased to meet you.

The whole family had the same thought:"HE IS SO OLD THAT HE COULD BE HER FATHER/ME"

Y/N:I brought an apple pie for you Dad! Happy Father's Day!!

Adam:....T-thank you darling*force a smile*

~During dinner~

Y/N:*smiles and eats* Huginn, Munnin are you enjoying the food.

Huginn:It's good

Munnin:*eating everything *

Abel:...."Everything seems fine??..."*sweating*

Cain:"Dad seems calm....I wonder why"*scared as fuck*

Eve:*looks at her husband*

Adam*thinking about 1000 ways to kill Odin* "Why did she choose him!? My precious little girl!"

Y/N:Oh...daddy can you pass me the salt?

Adam/Odin:*both reach for the salt *

Abel/Cain/Huginn/Munnin: "Oh shit"

Eve: "Oh sweet heaven"

Adam:Odin.....I think you need a check up on your hearing...she said Daddy...*ready to jump on Odin"

Y/N:*embarrassed looks at Odin* "Please do not say something to provocate him"

Odin:Your daughter calls me daddy too.

Adam:.....*jumps on Odin and punches him*

Y/N:DAD NO!

[Owlie note: thank @luxthestrange they chose Odin for this xD]

DORKS IN WONDERLAND

Episode 1 Lilia Vanrouge x reader 

(Owlie note: Why him? Cause I freaking love this tiny man, well tiny for you, I’m shorther than him LMAO)

‘Make up’

Lilia:*getting ready for their dinner date*

Y/N:*putting on eyeliner*

Lilia: *humming a song* 🎶🎶🎶

Y/N: *groans* damn eyeliner...*keeps failing putting on eyeliner*

Lilia: Dear, I can not unsee that you are...having few problems with your make up.

Y/N: I’m sorry Lilia, but...I’m not skilled as you are.

Lilia: *chuckles*Let me help you with that. *gently holds Y/N?s face*

Y/N: *blushes*

Lilia: *serious and focused eyes* mmm *puts the eyeliner with no difficulty* Done!!*smiles*

Y/N: Dear Husband, I sure envy your make up skills.

Lilia: *chuckles* I just had a lot of time to practice on them.

Y/N: Yes, of course. I’m almost ready I just need to put on my lipstick then we can go.

Lilia: *smirks* Oh is that so? *getting closer*

Y/N: Lilia wh-

Lilia:*kiss*

Y/N: *frozen*

Lilia: You know...*whispers* I always thought that my lipstick would look great on your lips.

Y/N: ...*Y/N.exe.has.stopped.working.*

My reaction:

Love you guys 😘