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~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪 ~
~Episode 2 ~
~Olympus~
*all the Olympian gods are having fun at the banquet*
Y/N:*stares*
Poseidon:*stares back*
Ares;what are they doing?
Ermes:communicating, I guess.
Y/N: *fills Poseidon's cup with wine*
Poseidon:*drinks it*
Ares:how?
Ermes:*shrugs*
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~
Episode 20
Y/N: Zeus listen an advice from a wise person.
Zeus:Since when you're wise?
Y/N:Shush and hear me out.
Zeus:*sighs and listens*
Y/N:women are like glass....fragile...you can break them...
Zeus:That's true. *smirks*
Y/N: ..BUT....if you try to step on them....they will fucking hurt you*evil smirk*
Zeus:*sweatdrops*
Y/N:And that's why I made a few calls. *snaps their fingers* Ladies!
*all Zeus' human lovers + Hera come out*
Zeus:*knows that he's fucked*
Y/N:I believe that is time for your revenge.
Hera:LET'S FUCKING KICK HIS OLD CHEATING ASS!
The girls: YES!
Zeus: Oh would you look at the time! I gotta go!! *gets chained * WTF!?
Y/N: Not so fast old man. You gotta pay for your crimes *smirks and gives Hera a pair of scissors*
BONUS:
~Olympus~
All the gods could hear Zeus' high pitched screams.
Herakles:Nobody is gonna help him...right??
Hermes:Nope. *smiles*
Ares: I care about my life.*clearly scared of his mother*
Poseidon:Not me *reads*
Hades:He has to learn from his mistakes.
I LOVE THISBSO MUCH
Ares Headcannons! <3
Despite Ares’ status being the feared & brutal god of war, he never lets it get between the relationship he has with you. He's gentle, compassionate & quite humorous.
When you're with one another privately, he’s curling up to you and laying his head on your hips. Feeling your warmth and your hand run through his air sends him onto cloud nine. A smile is drawn on his face which makes you smile as well.
If you’re attending any event among the gods, you can bet that he’s there as well! He's holding your waist, flexing both of you to the cameras, giving you a drink, chatting with others while you're next to him or looking in your direction when you're not near & ever eager to join you once more. He makes sure that everyone knows you're his & he’s yours! <3
Lazy afternoons with him would be uncommon but not rare.
“Mmm…honey, please.” He draws out, yawning as the afternoon sun hits his eyes, “I don't want to get up yet.” “Me neither but you have a meeting to go to. You'll gain energy on the way.”
5. He'd pause his task when he'd see the frown drawn on your face. If you tried to hide it, he’d know that something's up.
(He's seen war, so I have a feeling that he's accustomed to seeing people at their worst and being aware when anyone feels like that.)
He may lead you onto your chair, teapot and teacup on the table and his hands on your shoulders. “It’ll be alright. I’ll deal with whatever or whoever's hurt you.” He whispers firmly as he pours the tea into your cup and settles down on a chair close to you. His heart breaks when a few stray tears drip from your eyes and reflect the light from above to the table.
He'll embrace the tide beside you.
6. Draw a fingertip up and down his abs and he will fluster for a moment then GLOAT! Whisper praises in his ear as well and he's yours.
*Hermes might make fun of him alongside Loki (obviously) for being so smitten with you but he does not care. He's yours & you're his.
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He's so silly it's adorable! <3
Mamma Mia AU! For ROR
I can think about it some since there is a Scene I like and thought of Hades and my friend Sona (I love them so much) basically the part is in the part where they sang Voulez-Vous in the movie
I did this meme and post it on TikTok I hate how everything is flopping even tho I WORKED HARD ON THIS
I love them