~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~

Episode 20

Y/N: Zeus listen an advice from a wise person.

Zeus:Since when you're wise?

Y/N:Shush and hear me out.

Zeus:*sighs and listens*

Y/N:women are like glass....fragile...you can break them...

Zeus:That's true. *smirks*

Y/N: ..BUT....if you try to step on them....they will fucking hurt you*evil smirk*

Zeus:*sweatdrops*

Y/N:And that's why I made a few calls. *snaps their fingers* Ladies!

*all Zeus' human lovers + Hera come out*

Zeus:*knows that he's fucked*

Y/N:I believe that is time for your revenge.

Hera:LET'S FUCKING KICK HIS OLD CHEATING ASS!

The girls: YES!

Zeus: Oh would you look at the time! I gotta go!! *gets chained * WTF!?

Y/N: Not so fast old man. You gotta pay for your crimes *smirks and gives Hera a pair of scissors*

BONUS:

~Olympus~

All the gods could hear Zeus' high pitched screams.

Herakles:Nobody is gonna help him...right??

Hermes:Nope. *smiles*

Ares: I care about my life.*clearly scared of his mother*

Poseidon:Not me *reads*

Hades:He has to learn from his mistakes.

~Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 6 Vil Schoenheit x reader

Vil:Y/N get back!

Y/N:NO!

Vil:You better listen to me young lady/man!

Y/N:*rise their middle finger*

Vil:How dare you!!

Y/N: I dare!*runs away*

Vil:I just wanna help you!

Y/N:Help me!? Does helping mean burn away my comfy clothes and all my beautiful shirts!?

Vil;*makes a disgusted face* Beautiful? Those t-shirts were a crime for anyone who has a sense of fashion!

Y/N:*dramatic gasp* How dare you insult my precious babies!!! If there's someone who has no sense of fashion then IT'S YOU !!

Vil:I will pretend to not hear what you've just said. Seems like I'll have to teach to have some manners!

Y/N:Manners,my ass!! Hypocrite! You are a brute! A dictator with too much make up who pretends to be a Queen!!

Vil:*clearly pissed and blocks Y/N on the wall*

Y/N:V-Vil?*blushes*

Vil:Now...you better beg for my forgiveness...and maybe I'll go easy on you.

Y/N:*red as a tomato*S-stop...

Vil:Looks like you are not a potato anymore...maybe I'll shall call you Tomato from now on...*caresses Y/N's lips with his tumb*

Y/N:V-Vil.... *gasp* Is that wrinkle on your face!?

Vil:Where!? *grabs a mirror*

Y/N:*runs* THAT WAS EASY!

Vil:Oh now you've done it!!*tries to get them*

Y/N:You'll never take me alive!!*near the exit*

Rook:*catches Y/N* Gotcha ya!*chuckles* My Roi du poison I captured our fugitive !

Y/N:*pales* Rook...I thought we were friends...

Rook: We are but however I cannot disobey to my Roi du poison.

Y/N:*sees Epel* EPEL HELP ME!

Epel:...*mouths "You are on your own this time"*

Y/N:TRAITOR..

Vil:Now....it's time to give you a proper look. You'll look at least decent.

Y/N:.....

And then their screams were so loud that the whole NRC could hear them.

Y/N: I hope won't be too hard on that.

Muginn:Why is she strict?

Y/N:Well not all the time....dad is the strict one sometimes....but mom can be even scarier *trembles*

Odin:.....

Y/N: At least she likes you💧*hugs Odin*

Odin:...*clearly glad that Eve approved him cuz he can't imagine what would have happened if she didn't *

Meanwhile:

Adam:*half dead*

RoR Incorrect quotes#108 Aftermath

After You and Odin left...from the awkward family dinner You and Odin leave after you and eve pulled the two men apart...Eve apologizes to Odin and You and gives you both the one cake....that didn't get destroyed in the fight

Eve: Kids. bed, now. I want to talk to your father~*Slowly turns her head to look at Adam, smiling but with veins on her forehead*

Adam*Blinks and smiles looking at the Boys Nervously*No, kids, stay...Please stay

Eve: Go.

Adam: Stay.

Eve: Go!

Adam: Stay!?~

Eve: You go!

Adam: Cain, stay!

Eve: Now!

Adam: Abel, don't move!?

The Two go and stop looking at their parent's dispute, Cain actually looks nervous not knowing who to listen to, Abel awake looking like a lost puppy

Eve: You go!

Adam: Boys, stay!?!

Eve: Get out of here!

Cain*Grabs the hand of his little brother and walks away slowly out the door*

Abel*actually crossing with his free hand for his father's wellbeing*sorry papa...

Adam: Don't leave me!?!

Eve:You get out of here!?!

Cain & Abel Internally-

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The Stranger the better

Lux @ Adam

Is it bad to say that....Zeus actually looks good like that?

Plus love hades and Poseidon's faces 🤣🤣🤣

Damn i messed up lets make the olympus brothers ⚡B A L D ⚡

Like this?

Owlie:He can't swear even if you allow him

Y/N:But it's cute

Owlie: yup cute as fuck 😌

Heracles:Don't swear please!

RoR Incorrect quotes#101 God of Himbos

When Heracles saw how they treated jack after he won...

Heracles: I just-ugh-i'm so frustrated! Can I curse?

Jack: Go ahead

Heracles: SHI...

Y/n*Pats his back to comfort him*Go on~

Heracles: I'm nervous...

~Dorks in wonderland~

Episode 4 Lilia Vanrouge x Gnreader

Y/N: I can fix everything in this world....even without magic... Grimm and Ace's grades...

Grimm/Ace:Hey!

Y/N: Deuce, Riddle and Epel's anger issues

Epel:Oi!

Deuce:That hurt Y/N.

Riddle:You're lucky I'm in a good mood.*clearly pissed*

Y/N:I can fix the tweels' psycho behaviour

Floyd: Oh come on shrimpy we are not that bad! I just love squeezing you !

Jade:*chuckles*

Y/N: I can even make Leona DO something!!

Leona:Herbivore don't provoke the lion...

Ruggie:They are right though.*snickers*

Y/N:But YOU...*points at Lilia*

Lilia:*smiles innocently*

Y/N: YOU....AND YOUR CULINARY SKILLS ARE THE ONLY THING I CAN'T FIX.

Lilia:Oh come on, little bat I'm not that bad.

Y/N:"Not that bad"you say? Then....*points at the burned kitchen * EXPLAIN THAT TO MY DORM KITCHEN. HOW CAN YOU BURN A KITCHEN WHILE MAKING TEA!?

Lilia:I was trying to do something special for you little bat.*puppy eyes*

Y/N:*slipper in their hand*

Lilia: Looks like my charm won't work this time...am I right ?

Y/N: yes *pissed as fuck*

Lilia:....*runs away*

Y/N:COME BACK AND FIX THIS MESS, YOU PUNK!!💢💢

Silver:*embarrassed of his father's behaviour*