~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~

Episode 20

Y/N: Zeus listen an advice from a wise person.

Zeus:Since when you're wise?

Y/N:Shush and hear me out.

Zeus:*sighs and listens*

Y/N:women are like glass....fragile...you can break them...

Zeus:That's true. *smirks*

Y/N: ..BUT....if you try to step on them....they will fucking hurt you*evil smirk*

Zeus:*sweatdrops*

Y/N:And that's why I made a few calls. *snaps their fingers* Ladies!

*all Zeus' human lovers + Hera come out*

Zeus:*knows that he's fucked*

Y/N:I believe that is time for your revenge.

Hera:LET'S FUCKING KICK HIS OLD CHEATING ASS!

The girls: YES!

Zeus: Oh would you look at the time! I gotta go!! *gets chained * WTF!?

Y/N: Not so fast old man. You gotta pay for your crimes *smirks and gives Hera a pair of scissors*

BONUS:

~Olympus~

All the gods could hear Zeus' high pitched screams.

Herakles:Nobody is gonna help him...right??

Hermes:Nope. *smiles*

Ares: I care about my life.*clearly scared of his mother*

Poseidon:Not me *reads*

Hades:He has to learn from his mistakes.

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 19

*Y/N and Poseidon relaxing on the couch*

Y/N:*reads a book*

Poseidon:*doing the same*

Zeus:*kicks the door* HA!! YOU'RE HAVING SEX!

Poseidon:*sighs*

Y/N: *closes the book* Zeus...dear brother in law,do you need glasses?

Zeus:....uh no I...

Y/N:Strange I believed you needed them. 'Cause you can't see that me and my husband are FINALLY spending some quality time together after MONTHS of work,where we couldn't see or talk to each other...and DEAL with YOUR SHIT because you can't keep it in your pants and cheated on your wife AGAIN .

Zeus:Wait,you actually talk to each other...

Y/N:....*looks at Poseidon * Dear husband can I....

Poseidon:I allow you to kick his stupid ass.

Y/N:*smiles and leans over to kiss his cheek* Thank you....* snaps their fingers and lot of arrows of light appear*

Zeus:*pales* Umh...

Y/N:I'll give you 5 seconds *scary smile* Dear brother in law~

Zeus:*runs*

Y/N*goes after him*

Poseidon:*watches Y/N trying to kill his brother* "Y/N truly is charming when they're angry .....ahhh now I'm aroused too bad they are busy..." *reads his book again*

DORKS IN WONDERLAND

Episode 3 Leona Kingscholar x reader

~Bun~

Y/N:Ruggie....Cheka...Farena-san are you sure he will understand?

Ruggie:Of course!

Cheka:I mean...Uncle can't be that dense right?

Farena:Yeah my brother is smarter than me.

Y/N:.....Oh great seven please help us.*clearly worried*

Leona:I hope you four had good reasons to interrupt my afternoon nap.*yawns*

*Cheka and Ruggie grin at eachother*

Cheka:Auntie Y/N wants to tell you something uncle!

Leona:*looks at you annoyed* ...couldn't you tell me after my nap?

Farena:Leona this is something it can't wait.

Ruggie:*holding his phone*

Leona:*clearly confused and looks at you* If this is a joke then I don't want to be a part of it.

Y/N:*sighs *Ignore those two and open the oven.

Leona:....You bothered me just for this?

Y/N:💢😊 just do it.*on the verge of killing him*

Leona*rolls his eyes and opens it*

Ruggie:so??

Cheka:What do you see uncle?

Leona:There's a bun in the oven. I'm surprised you cooked something without destroying the kitchen.

Y/N:First...I'm not Lilia-San, second wait to eat that.

Leona:Then what am I supposed to do with this bun if not eating it?

Farena:Leona...where was the bun...

Leona:In the oven,so what?

Ruggie:*trying to not laugh like the hyena he is*

Y/N:*giggling* repeat what you did...

Leona: I opened this oven and found a bun in it. *clueless *

Ruggie:*cracks into a hysterical laugh*

Leona:What's so funny!?💢

Farena:Brother this is embarrassing for you and so funny for us*laughs too*

Y/N:Leona think about it...What did you do now...

Leona:....I FUCKING got interrupted during my FUCKING afternoon nap. I came in the FUCKING kitchen, opened the FUCKING oven and found a FUCKING bun.

Ruggie:*falls on the ground laughing but keeps filming* Oh great seven this will be epic one day!

Y/N:*laughing too* Darling calm down and think...where was the bun.

Leona:In the oven....*pissed* So what if I found a bun in the ov-.....*stops talking and looks at you*

Y/N:*smiles*

Leona:a bun...in the oven*looks at your tummy*

Y/N:Did you understand now, future daddy? *pats his head*

Farena:Congratulations brother!

Cheka: I will have a little cousin!

Leona:.....*faints*

All:Leona!!

~BONUS~

Cheka:Dad did you have the same reaction?

Farena:First I fainted then I cried for 3 hours.

Ruggie:I believe he will be out for a day or two. He will wake up, think that it was a dream.

Y/N:And then will faint again when he realizes that it's not a dream*chuckles *

Leona:*inside his head he's already dreaming of small Y/Ns and small Leonas but it's not that bad*

[Lilia:That comment was rude and inappropriate. I'm not that bad.

Owlie:Honey we all know you can't cook. Even your son.....ANYWAY Tell me who do you want to be the next bun victim!!!]

OMG UR HERA OC DESIGN IS MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH <3333

Hera, I beg thou to ditch Zeus and marry me instead— /j

(No but seriously the design is hella pretty :’D)

Hera: I would like to ditch that....thing I'm still calling husband. But I won't give up my title as queen of Olympus.

Zeus: there's nothing wrong with asking a divorce. I mean we would both be free isn't that good?

Hera:*turns around and smirks* Asking for a divorce means you win. But I won't give you that victory dear husband.

Zeus:Oh come on Hera let's talk ab-

Hera:*kicks the wall*

Hera: You made me your wife, so I'll be queen till the end of my life.*evil smirk and walks away*

Zeus:.....That was ...hot.

Oowlie:...And you wonder why people hate you so much. *whispers breaking the 4th wall * thank you I'm happy that you like her design. 😊

DORKS IN WONDERLAND

Episode 1 Lilia Vanrouge x reader 

(Owlie note: Why him? Cause I freaking love this tiny man, well tiny for you, I’m shorther than him LMAO)

‘Make up’

Lilia:*getting ready for their dinner date*

Y/N:*putting on eyeliner*

Lilia: *humming a song* 🎶🎶🎶

Y/N: *groans* damn eyeliner...*keeps failing putting on eyeliner*

Lilia: Dear, I can not unsee that you are...having few problems with your make up.

Y/N: I’m sorry Lilia, but...I’m not skilled as you are.

Lilia: *chuckles*Let me help you with that. *gently holds Y/N?s face*

Y/N: *blushes*

Lilia: *serious and focused eyes* mmm *puts the eyeliner with no difficulty* Done!!*smiles*

Y/N: Dear Husband, I sure envy your make up skills.

Lilia: *chuckles* I just had a lot of time to practice on them.

Y/N: Yes, of course. I’m almost ready I just need to put on my lipstick then we can go.

Lilia: *smirks* Oh is that so? *getting closer*

Y/N: Lilia wh-

Lilia:*kiss*

Y/N: *frozen*

Lilia: You know...*whispers* I always thought that my lipstick would look great on your lips.

Y/N: ...*Y/N.exe.has.stopped.working.*

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense😌~

Episode 21

-This is what happened before episode 20-

Hera:*got cheated again by Zeus and is crying* that bastard....

Y/N:...*stands near her* Girl instead of crying over a lost love remember this....

Hera:*looks at them*

Y/N:If he made you lose your mind with his lies....As the poet once said: To the next girl he will tell her the truth and only the truth. That's bullshit. If one is a liar, they are born as a liar, grow up as a liar, get old as a liar and die as a liar.

Hera:*surprised*

Y/N: So what you should do now is get up...Dry up your tears and thank heaven that you are finally fucking free from him.

Hera:.....You are right.

Y/N:...Of course I am. Also...who stops you to get a little revenge?*smirks*

Hera:*surprised* You...What do you have inside that sick mind of yours?

Y/N:Nothing exaggerated...

Hera: Somebody will get hurt?

Y/N: Only that cheating ass of Zeus

Hera:I'm in.

Y/N: Good *smirks*