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Walking Oxymoron

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Hufflepuff: Its A Miracle. Its Been A Full Day Since Something Bullshit Has Happened In The Castle And

Hufflepuff: It’s a miracle. It’s been a full day since something bullshit has happened in the castle and someone’s been petrified, cursed, or killed. Ravenclaw: It’s because all the Gryffindors and Slytherins are on a field trip today. Hufflepuff: That explains so much.

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