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Gryffindor: Those oversized pink sunglasses look like something a Barbie with a welding career would wear.

Slytherin: *using Barbie voice* Welder Barbie. Blowtorch sold separately.

Ravenclaw: *Barbie voice* Barbie pyromaniac edition.

Slytherin: *Barbie voice* Remember where your dad keeps his gasoline. Because you and Welder Barbie are going to burn it all.

Ravenclaw: *Barbie voice* Now remember kids if your parents don’t buy you the new set they don’t love you. And you can punish them with flames.

Hufflepuff: WHAT THE FUCK!

I’m quiet because...

Hufflepuff: strength doesn’t require being loud

Gryffindor: my actions speak 

Slytherin: I don’t owe you a response

Ravenclaw: I think too much to tell you everything

Hufflepuff: It’s a miracle. It’s been a full day since something bullshit has happened in the castle and someone’s been petrified, cursed, or killed. Ravenclaw: It’s because all the Gryffindors and Slytherins are on a field trip today. Hufflepuff: That explains so much.

Incorrect Harry Potter #80

Ravenclaw: Gryff, I went through your search history yesterday.

Gryffindor: Um..I can explai-

Ravenclaw: Why the fuck are you still playing club penguin?

Ravenclaw pride 🦅