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slytherdor-life
4 years ago

Gryffindor: Those oversized pink sunglasses look like something a Barbie with a welding career would wear.

Slytherin: *using Barbie voice* Welder Barbie. Blowtorch sold separately.

Ravenclaw: *Barbie voice* Barbie pyromaniac edition.

Slytherin: *Barbie voice* Remember where your dad keeps his gasoline. Because you and Welder Barbie are going to burn it all.

Ravenclaw: *Barbie voice* Now remember kids if your parents don’t buy you the new set they don’t love you. And you can punish them with flames.

Hufflepuff: WHAT THE FUCK!

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slytherdor-life
4 years ago

Hufflepuff: It’s a miracle. It’s been a full day since something bullshit has happened in the castle and someone’s been petrified, cursed, or killed. Ravenclaw: It’s because all the Gryffindors and Slytherins are on a field trip today. Hufflepuff: That explains so much.

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