slytherdor-life

Walking Oxymoron

pfp artist - @nowherelittlegirl on Instagram. Check out her art Incite, 17, she/her. Pansexual. figurative language is my main language. INFP-t, ☀️Cancer 🌕 Sagittarius 🌅 Scorpio ♀️ Gemini ♂️ Leo. Daughter of Demeter, though cabin 8 is my cabin. Bookworms gather.

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Gryffindor: Those Oversized Pink Sunglasses Look Like Something A Barbie With A Welding Career Would

Gryffindor: Those oversized pink sunglasses look like something a Barbie with a welding career would wear.

Slytherin: *using Barbie voice* Welder Barbie. Blowtorch sold separately.

Ravenclaw: *Barbie voice* Barbie pyromaniac edition.

Slytherin: *Barbie voice* Remember where your dad keeps his gasoline. Because you and Welder Barbie are going to burn it all.

Ravenclaw: *Barbie voice* Now remember kids if your parents don’t buy you the new set they don’t love you. And you can punish them with flames.

Hufflepuff: WHAT THE FUCK!

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The Houses based on my friends

Gryffindor: • “Hey guys look what I can do” • dances and sings a lot unconsciously • has weird hairstyles • mood swings • leaves essays until the night before • mega ultra super nerd

Ravenclaw: • finds really stupid things funny • spends lots of time on social media • says please and thank you all the time • loves pillows • amazing eyebrows • uses a candy wrapper for bookmark

Hufflepuff: • wears bows in hair everyday • physically cannot be angry • tries to scare everyone and fails • very affectionate • walks on tip-toes • blushes uncontrollably 24/7

Slytherin: • salty af 100% of the time • swears every other word • killer fashion sense • carries dog around like a baby • really contagious laughter • will challenge anyone at anything

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