There Are Different Type Of People. I Am, In Fact Kakashi For Most Of My Day

There are different type of people. I am, in fact Kakashi for most of my day

Naruto; I hope something good happens!

Sakura; I hope nothing bad happens...

Sasuke; I hope nothing happens.

Kakashi; I hope the bad thing that is inevitably going to happen is at least pretty funny

They're the type of...Haikyuu boys edition

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IWAUZUMI

He's the type to touch every time he kiss. He loves to grip the back of the neck and feel the hair in his hand or he would grip the waist...hard

SUGAWARA

He's the type to kiss every inch of his partner's face. He just loves to shower his partner in kisses while he hears their laugh

KUROO

That type of person who just goes silent for a good minute before going all out to tickle. If you see him in silent mode... RUN

KAGEYAMA

He's the type to just stand there until you say something to him. He does that every time until he's comfortable enough to sit on his own(It took him months). He needs his time, okay?

TANAKA

The car guy. You know when guys pull their arm in the passenger seat so that they can see where they're going with the retro? He thinks he's super hot while doing it

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More Itachi and Shisui headcanon

Because I love them and their dynamic

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In a non massacre!AU

They ship the children together

Itachi is on sasusaku while shisui is for sasunaru

They still like the other ship thought

The kids still don't know about it

While Kakashi is well aware and does everything in his power to let one of them win the bet

Yes they placed a bet on which ship would sail

The loser has to take the winner out for dinner

Itachi just wanted free dinner

Shisui answered with "mood" and shook his hand

Kakashi is being corrupted by both of them

He just wanted to mess with the kids, but if he gets something out of it he isn't going to complain

Itachi sometimes takes out Sakura to help her sort out plans

Shisui has a harder time to make Naruto understand his feelings

Sasuke was hella suspicious about their little get together with his teammates

So he bribed Kakashi

Moral of the story Sasuke prohibited his teammates to go out with his family and Kakashi got a new copyright od icha icha

How he got it is still a secret

When Shisui and Itachi have a free day they sped it together

They mostly lay down somewhere and wonder about life

And when they go out to drink Itachi has to be the babysitter

Shisui is the extroverted one between the two, so it's not surprising that he laughs a lot more

His laugh actually lights the place

And attracts a lot of people too

Itachi gets annoyed easily but this

So he puts on a genjutsu

He likes to enjoy Shisui by himself thank you very much

He swear he's not jealous

Shisui doesn't believe him and teases him

He actually enjoys it more like this

But he's not willing to say it because he doesn't want to give up his teasing privileges

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Kakashi headcanons

The way I'm wipped for this man

More Kakashi hcs

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We all know this. This man is touch starved

But at the same time he hates being touched without permission

That's why when Naruto hugs him or does anything remotely close to affection he seems to not like it

He loves it

Even if he didn't want to be touched

But that's because it's Naruto

If another kid were to do this he would be a bit angry and annoyed

He begins with small gestures

He gives headpats

Sometimes he gifts Sakura with some flowers when he sees she's a bit upset and feels left behind

Sasuke glared at him once because he gave him a plant

Sasuke loves plants

But it seemed suspicious. For the following days he glared at the plant while watering it

I bet my money this man is totally awkward with new people

If they're not a ninja, this man doesn't know how to approach them

So he just stand there awkwardly and says weird things

He realise what happened just after

His nights are totally passed reading

If he's not reading or sleeping, he's walking around the village

Sometimes with Pukkun

Pukkun still treats him like a kid

"I'm a grown ass adult"

"Not with your life choises"

I mean...

It was rude of him, but could you blame him?

Back to Kakashi

When he was Hokage he used to disappear after work and no one would know where he was or how no one saw him

He just wanted to avoid people

He didn't like people talking to him like he was someone important

I mean, you're the hokage, but whatever makes you sleep at night sweetheart

Puppys

If he sees a puppy he's all for it

He loves to pet them and play with them

Sasuke still can't comprehend how an almost fifty years old man could still behaviour like he was twenty

But let's be real

Sasuke learned Kakashi's age just recently, along with Naruto

Sakura had her doubts, but at least she didn't think their teacher was forty when they were twelve

She called them stupid and went on with her day

Kakashi thought about dying his hair when he was around ten years old, because they made him remember of his father

He wanted to go black, but he didn't had the heart to do it

To this day he wondered what would have happened if he did dye his hair

Sakura says he would look old

Sasuke isn't interested

And Naruto just wanted to eat his ramen

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More Itachi and Shisui headcanon

Because I love them and their dynamic

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In a non massacre!AU

They ship the children together

Itachi is on sasusaku while shisui is for sasunaru

They still like the other ship thought

The kids still don't know about it

While Kakashi is well aware and does everything in his power to let one of them win the bet

Yes they placed a bet on which ship would sail

The loser has to take the winner out for dinner

Itachi just wanted free dinner

Shisui answered with "mood" and shook his hand

Kakashi is being corrupted by both of them

He just wanted to mess with the kids, but if he gets something out of it he isn't going to complain

Itachi sometimes takes out Sakura to help her sort out plans

Shisui has a harder time to make Naruto understand his feelings

Sasuke was hella suspicious about their little get together with his teammates

So he bribed Kakashi

Moral of the story Sasuke prohibited his teammates to go out with his family and Kakashi got a new copyright od icha icha

How he got it is still a secret

When Shisui and Itachi have a free day they sped it together

They mostly lay down somewhere and wonder about life

And when they go out to drink Itachi has to be the babysitter

Shisui is the extroverted one between the two, so it's not surprising that he laughs a lot more

His laugh actually lights the place

And attracts a lot of people too

Itachi gets annoyed easily but this

So he puts on a genjutsu

He likes to enjoy Shisui by himself thank you very much

He swear he's not jealous

Shisui doesn't believe him and teases him

He actually enjoys it more like this

But he's not willing to say it because he doesn't want to give up his teasing privileges

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Genma, in the table next to them and totally fed up with them: You guys are literally on a date

Iruka: Over these last holidays, I've been thinking and I've come to a conclusion- I like men.

Kakashi, vibrating out of his skin: This makes no difference to me whatsoever.