Naruto Characters X Things I Said Pt.6

Naruto characters x things I said pt.6

How did I manage 6 parts of this?!

Part 1 - part 2 -part 3 - part 4 -part 5 - part 7

Warnings: mention of panic attacks

Masterlist and rules

Itachi, after he stopped crying for a breakdown: That was actually pretty stupid if you ask me.

Kakashi: You know, cosplay is fun until it's 3 in the morning and you have to take all the make up off

Tenten: Ehy, if I were to cut my hair, what haircut should I do?

Neji: Don't.

Tenten: Why?

Neji: Because I know you and you'll just think "But maybe short hair" and you'll continue to cut

Tenten: *cuts her hair without saying anything*

Shisui: My confidence with messy, wavy hair just went *proceeds to show a printed grafic*

Gaara: It's not true that my face is always the same. I can look disappointed in myself sometimes

Shikamaru: If I say it like that it sounds like I want to kill him, but I'm too lazy to do it

Hinata, chuckling nervously: It's not like I had 2 panic attacks yesterday

X: What colour are your eyes?

Kurenai: ...Yes

Kakuzu: I have to be wise with money since I'm poor

Hidan: No one will stop me from buying this, not even me

*alarm going off*

Obito: OK, I had my five minutes daily cry. What am I supposed to do?

Obito, two seconds later: And people ask why I don't have mental health

Naruto, in his office doing paperwork and on the verge of tears: How did I manage all those years of this shit?

Shino, during a test: Sounds like the right time to panic and have a breakdown. Hopefully I'll be quiet and I won't disturb the others

Sasuke: I can't wait to graduate and insult him with everything he did

Masterlist and rules

Itachi headcanons

Because I love him and his pretty brain

Masterlist and rules

Let's start with his plans

His plans have plans

That man has skills

I am convinced that he has a backup plan of anything.

No toilet paper? Oh, no worries. He has a scroll with it

Your cat run away? Just go to him and he'll found a way in merely a minute

On a sad note...

I think he is a silent cryer

Yes, we did saw him cry, but you know, never a full blast

I think that even if he has a full panic attack going on he would be so silent that no one notice until they look at him

I headcanon him to play with his hands a lot

He's nervous? "Oh, look how slickly the ring goes around my finger"

He's bored? "My hands can do this? Wow, such things I learn"

It's either he plays with his hands or his necklance

As I said in Shisui's headcanons I think they hugged a lot and Shisui had a thing for Itachi's hair

Itachi jokingly said Shisui had a relationship with his hair and he needed to ask him for permission before he could marry them

Shisui took him seriously

So he got a pretty hair tie

he dressed up

And he asked Itachi to marry his hair

Itachi didn't know what to say or do

He couldn't understand if he was joking or not

So he said yes and wondered on the meaning of life

He still has the hair tie somewhere in his belongings and he puts it on from time to time

In a non massacre!AU:

He left anbu after a few years, preferring a jonin rank along helping the police force

But he didn't take any kids to teach

He had enough with Sasuke, Shisui and Naruto

Sakura was the only one who helped him not to rip his hair off

But she's ready to do it herself whenever he stumbles through the hospital doors

It doesn't really happened frequently, but when it happens Shisui hides in fear to be the next in Sakura's list

He definetly loves animals and has at least a cat and a dog in his house

Whenever Sasuke goes over to his house the cat just run away while the dog loves to be cuddled

We stan chicken Vs Itachi in this blog

I said what I said

Masterlist and rules

Itachi headcanons

Because I love him and his pretty brain

Masterlist and rules

Let's start with his plans

His plans have plans

That man has skills

I am convinced that he has a backup plan of anything.

No toilet paper? Oh, no worries. He has a scroll with it

Your cat run away? Just go to him and he'll found a way in merely a minute

On a sad note...

I think he is a silent cryer

Yes, we did saw him cry, but you know, never a full blast

I think that even if he has a full panic attack going on he would be so silent that no one notice until they look at him

I headcanon him to play with his hands a lot

He's nervous? "Oh, look how slickly the ring goes around my finger"

He's bored? "My hands can do this? Wow, such things I learn"

It's either he plays with his hands or his necklance

As I said in Shisui's headcanons I think they hugged a lot and Shisui had a thing for Itachi's hair

Itachi jokingly said Shisui had a relationship with his hair and he needed to ask him for permission before he could marry them

Shisui took him seriously

So he got a pretty hair tie

he dressed up

And he asked Itachi to marry his hair

Itachi didn't know what to say or do

He couldn't understand if he was joking or not

So he said yes and wondered on the meaning of life

He still has the hair tie somewhere in his belongings and he puts it on from time to time

In a non massacre!AU:

He left anbu after a few years, preferring a jonin rank along helping the police force

But he didn't take any kids to teach

He had enough with Sasuke, Shisui and Naruto

Sakura was the only one who helped him not to rip his hair off

But she's ready to do it herself whenever he stumbles through the hospital doors

It doesn't really happened frequently, but when it happens Shisui hides in fear to be the next in Sakura's list

He definetly loves animals and has at least a cat and a dog in his house

Whenever Sasuke goes over to his house the cat just run away while the dog loves to be cuddled

We stan chicken Vs Itachi in this blog

I said what I said

Masterlist and rules

Genma, in the table next to them and totally fed up with them: You guys are literally on a date

Iruka: Over these last holidays, I've been thinking and I've come to a conclusion- I like men.

Kakashi, vibrating out of his skin: This makes no difference to me whatsoever.

Kakashi headcanons

The way I'm wipped for this man

More Kakashi hcs

Masterlist and rules

We all know this. This man is touch starved

But at the same time he hates being touched without permission

That's why when Naruto hugs him or does anything remotely close to affection he seems to not like it

He loves it

Even if he didn't want to be touched

But that's because it's Naruto

If another kid were to do this he would be a bit angry and annoyed

He begins with small gestures

He gives headpats

Sometimes he gifts Sakura with some flowers when he sees she's a bit upset and feels left behind

Sasuke glared at him once because he gave him a plant

Sasuke loves plants

But it seemed suspicious. For the following days he glared at the plant while watering it

I bet my money this man is totally awkward with new people

If they're not a ninja, this man doesn't know how to approach them

So he just stand there awkwardly and says weird things

He realise what happened just after

His nights are totally passed reading

If he's not reading or sleeping, he's walking around the village

Sometimes with Pukkun

Pukkun still treats him like a kid

"I'm a grown ass adult"

"Not with your life choises"

I mean...

It was rude of him, but could you blame him?

Back to Kakashi

When he was Hokage he used to disappear after work and no one would know where he was or how no one saw him

He just wanted to avoid people

He didn't like people talking to him like he was someone important

I mean, you're the hokage, but whatever makes you sleep at night sweetheart

Puppys

If he sees a puppy he's all for it

He loves to pet them and play with them

Sasuke still can't comprehend how an almost fifty years old man could still behaviour like he was twenty

But let's be real

Sasuke learned Kakashi's age just recently, along with Naruto

Sakura had her doubts, but at least she didn't think their teacher was forty when they were twelve

She called them stupid and went on with her day

Kakashi thought about dying his hair when he was around ten years old, because they made him remember of his father

He wanted to go black, but he didn't had the heart to do it

To this day he wondered what would have happened if he did dye his hair

Sakura says he would look old

Sasuke isn't interested

And Naruto just wanted to eat his ramen

Masterlist and rules

Kakashi: Ok. Now here's a real list of what it's wrong with you

Sakura: it's alfabetized

Kakashi: And on both sides too

Naruto: No

Naruto; Here’s a list of things that are wrong with you.

Sasuke; there’s nothing on it

Naruto; I know.