Kakashi: Ok. Now Here's A Real List Of What It's Wrong With You

Kakashi: Ok. Now here's a real list of what it's wrong with you

Sakura: it's alfabetized

Kakashi: And on both sides too

Naruto: No

Naruto; Here’s a list of things that are wrong with you.

Sasuke; there’s nothing on it

Naruto; I know.

More Shisui headcanons

Because there's not enough stuff about him

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Shisui is a serious person

He swear he is

But then he saw Sasuke talk with a plant

He lost it

Every inch of his seriousness was gone

Oh, the way he teases the kid

Someone save Sasuke, please

Every time Shisui is over at their house he just goes "how is your... little friend?" And then he wheezes

Itachi is always so confused by him

But neither Shisui nor Sasuke is willing to explain

So he just goes on with his day

As I said in Kakashi hcs, Sasuke loves plants

And when Shisui found out about it, he decided to buy him one for his birthday

And one for Christmas

Unfortunately for Sasuke, Shisui seemed to decide to buy him one every year, twice a year

Now he has a lot of cactus and some tomatoes

It got to the point where he needed to put some plants in Itachi's bedroom because he had no more space

Shisui was stopped just by Itachi, because Sasuke didn't have the heart to tell him

Shisui is a sucker for romance movies

Itachi is the one who has to endure that

Shisui cries every time

And Itachi has to hug him and pass him the tissues

He secretly still wonders how a full fledged, serious ninja like Shisui could be such a crybaby

So...

Do you know those colourful hairpins that you get for like some cents?

Yeah, those are Shisui's drug

He likes to keep them I his hair at home and sometimes he brings them with him so he can put them on Itachi

Itachi blushes every time

But he secretly likes it

Kisame still wonders why Itachi has a sparkly pink pin hidden in his hair

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Naruto characters x things I said pt.5

This is why I need therapy smh

Warnings: mention of mental issues, anxiety and ptsd. None of this is described. Mention of homofobes and that's it I think

Part1 - part2 - part3- part 4

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Kakashi: I have a lot going on. Trust issues, abandonment issues, ptsd, anxiety, superiority complex, inferiority complex and probably a couple more. But I'm subtle about them and if I don't say anything about it no one will notice

Sasuke: my trust issues really are out there trying to ruin my life

Naruto: sometimes when I'm sad I remember two of my homophobes classmates once said they were an homosexual couple instead of saying homophobe. And it kinda makes me laugh. I still want to punch them though

Hinata: I don't need a boy to ruin my life. I am perfectly capable of ruin it myself.

Hinata, two seconds later: Ok, that's sad... do I... do I need a therapist?

Ino: I'm not saying I enjoy people arguing, but if you are yelling next to me, expect me to pick up a snack and watch you until you finish

Sai: I'm sorry I'm awkward, I don't know how to socialize

Tenten: Guess who's gonna cry herself to sleep because her mother commented on her weight. Oh that's right. Me

X: Oh, is she your daughter?

Neji: I'm his son, actually, but nice try.

Ah the time people would think I was my brother just because I had short hair

Sakura: Hi, I'm Sakura, I'm 17 and people still mistake me for a boy when I'm out with my father. I decided I don't care anymore and I'll roll with it until they are really confused by my use of pronouns

Itachi: Do I look like I'm sixteen?

Kisame: No? Why?

Itachi: A girl today said she thought I was sixteen and I'm really confused now

Shisui: I like lot of things like... Itachi, sweet things, uh... Itachi

Shino: My teacher said he expected more from me... well, guess I'm gonna cry and have a panic attack over the fact that I let down another person. Sounds good to me

Iruka: And remember kid. Another day is just another occasion to prove the world you can destroy it without efforts

Yamato, probably, at one point with team seven: So now we add stress huh? Alright. I'll cry a little about it then I'll go on like nothing ever happened until I have another breakdown

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Mood

Kakashi: So Gai was talking to me and he said that I just really need to break down my walls and let people in. So I’ve decided to break the fourth wall.

Kakashi, now facing all of you: Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

More Shisui headcanons

Because there's not enough stuff about him

Masterlist and rules - Shisui hcs - Itachi and Shisui hcs

Shisui is a serious person

He swear he is

But then he saw Sasuke talk with a plant

He lost it

Every inch of his seriousness was gone

Oh, the way he teases the kid

Someone save Sasuke, please

Every time Shisui is over at their house he just goes "how is your... little friend?" And then he wheezes

Itachi is always so confused by him

But neither Shisui nor Sasuke is willing to explain

So he just goes on with his day

As I said in Kakashi hcs, Sasuke loves plants

And when Shisui found out about it, he decided to buy him one for his birthday

And one for Christmas

Unfortunately for Sasuke, Shisui seemed to decide to buy him one every year, twice a year

Now he has a lot of cactus and some tomatoes

It got to the point where he needed to put some plants in Itachi's bedroom because he had no more space

Shisui was stopped just by Itachi, because Sasuke didn't have the heart to tell him

Shisui is a sucker for romance movies

Itachi is the one who has to endure that

Shisui cries every time

And Itachi has to hug him and pass him the tissues

He secretly still wonders how a full fledged, serious ninja like Shisui could be such a crybaby

So...

Do you know those colourful hairpins that you get for like some cents?

Yeah, those are Shisui's drug

He likes to keep them I his hair at home and sometimes he brings them with him so he can put them on Itachi

Itachi blushes every time

But he secretly likes it

Kisame still wonders why Itachi has a sparkly pink pin hidden in his hair

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More Itachi and Shisui headcanon

Because I love them and their dynamic

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In a non massacre!AU

They ship the children together

Itachi is on sasusaku while shisui is for sasunaru

They still like the other ship thought

The kids still don't know about it

While Kakashi is well aware and does everything in his power to let one of them win the bet

Yes they placed a bet on which ship would sail

The loser has to take the winner out for dinner

Itachi just wanted free dinner

Shisui answered with "mood" and shook his hand

Kakashi is being corrupted by both of them

He just wanted to mess with the kids, but if he gets something out of it he isn't going to complain

Itachi sometimes takes out Sakura to help her sort out plans

Shisui has a harder time to make Naruto understand his feelings

Sasuke was hella suspicious about their little get together with his teammates

So he bribed Kakashi

Moral of the story Sasuke prohibited his teammates to go out with his family and Kakashi got a new copyright od icha icha

How he got it is still a secret

When Shisui and Itachi have a free day they sped it together

They mostly lay down somewhere and wonder about life

And when they go out to drink Itachi has to be the babysitter

Shisui is the extroverted one between the two, so it's not surprising that he laughs a lot more

His laugh actually lights the place

And attracts a lot of people too

Itachi gets annoyed easily but this

So he puts on a genjutsu

He likes to enjoy Shisui by himself thank you very much

He swear he's not jealous

Shisui doesn't believe him and teases him

He actually enjoys it more like this

But he's not willing to say it because he doesn't want to give up his teasing privileges

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