Naruto: That Can't Be Possible, Because ME And Iruka-sensei Share The Toothbrush

Naruto: that can't be possible, because ME and Iruka-sensei share the toothbrush

Iruka, slightly horrified: how many?

Kakashi: Iruka and i are so close that we even share a toothbrush!

Iruka: Right!

Iruka: Wait, we what-

Naruto characters x things I said pt. 7

Warnings: some swear words, mention of crying, I guess some of this could be interpreted in a bad way, but I swear I am mentally stable I'm just weird

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

This actually seems pretty therapeutic to do, so here a seventh part

Naruto, crying over his paperwork: stop. Please stop bringing this. I just want to go home. I just want this to stop

Kakashi: I should teach you this, but I don't want to, so we're just gonna chill (this was actually my teacher, not me smh)

Sakura: why do you have such large clothes? You seem skinnier than this

Hinata: *waves hands to show she has boobs*

Lee, bouncing on his seat: I'm exited. I don't know why I'm exited, but I am.

Neji, waving the cat in the air: stinky cat

Shisui: I want a crow, then I'll name it after the first person it remind me of.

Itachi, crying: I'm fine, just give me a minute

*30 seconds later*

Itachi, looking perfectly normal: Ok, what were we saying?

Shisui, horrified: that you should show more your emotions

Itachi: Nah, I'm good.

Shikamaru: If I do this I won't need to get up again. But am I willing to do that now? I still need to set the alarm, so I should probably get up and do both

Shikamaru, in his bed after he set the alarm: Fuck I forgot to do that, now I have to get up again.

(I know some of you said the same thing one way or another. We all lazy)

Gaara: bottle up my emotions was probably the wrong choice. But I'd do it again

(For my italian people... Me ne pento? Si. Lo rifarei? Probabile. Conoscete benissimo questa meme e mi viene in mente ogni volta che ripenso a ciò che ho detto)

Gai: How can you be scared of this little, sweet ducks?

Tenten: keep those demons away from me

(No, I don't like ducks)

Shino, after being forgotten again: Don't worry, I'm used to the pain by now

Deidara, to his friend: ehy, if you want we can go to your teacher's house and burn it down

Konan, entering an akatsuki base: I haven't even stepped in and I already want to go home

X: Why do you want to be perceived like wonder woman? There's no need for you to have such high standards

Sasuke: glad you asked, it's called inferiority complex

Sasori: wish I could be a puppet. They don't have emotions. They don't have to care about anything

Temari: this hairstyle is really masculine, but do I like jt? Do I hate it? Does it suit me? What was I thinking before?

Kiba, searching for Akamaru: where are you? I want cuddles you little shit

Kankuro: Ehy, do you think someone could die from drinking water?

Garaa: dunno, why you asking?

Kankuro on his 4th litre of water of the day: No reason

(Yes, if you drink too much water in a really short time you could die and the adviced amount of water is from 1,5L to 2L)

SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. BEWARE

Tobey's Peter politely asking if I was ok to enter through the portal because he didn't actually knock and ask to enter is definetly a Peter Parker thing. Like Tom's Peter calling Strange "sir". Then there's Andrew's Peter who's really awkward when he talks and interacts, but tries to act confident and I don't know which I like more

bitches see no way home and hyperfixate on tasm spiderman again like it’s 2012— holding onto that same happiness that andrew gave us almost ten years ago and falling in love with him all over again, despite being in different phases of our lives. it’s me. i’m bitches

Kakashi, his book still in hand: Oh my God they were roommates

Sakura; you guys are clearly in love

Sasuke & Naruto; what?! No! We’re roommates.

Sakura; they were rOoMaTeS

Kakashi: why would you want to kill me?

Iruka: I never said that I will kill you. You will probably do some stupid shit.

Meanwhile, poor Kotetsu:why do I even put up with them?

Kotetsu: Iruka! Kiss, marry, or kill-

Iruka: Kakashi.

Kotetsu: That’s only one person, and I didn’t even say-

Iruka: Kakashi.