Naruto: That Can't Be Possible, Because ME And Iruka-sensei Share The Toothbrush

Naruto: that can't be possible, because ME and Iruka-sensei share the toothbrush

Iruka, slightly horrified: how many?

Kakashi: Iruka and i are so close that we even share a toothbrush!

Iruka: Right!

Iruka: Wait, we what-

Conversations with mcu characters part 5

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

Peter: ehy, have you seen how many mafia fanfiction are on Captain Rogers?

Me: yes. Honestly, as an Italian, I find it insulting. People should stop romanticising mafia and learn what it really is

Peter: Wait what? You're Italian? I thought you were Spanish!

Me: How the fuck do I sound Spanish?

Peter: But you talk Spanish!

Me: I'm bilingual!

*meanwhile*

Iruka: and-

Genma: stop, please. Or I will dream of Kakashi with how much you talk

Tenzo: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Iruka!

Kakashi: But you told me to get it out of my system!

Tenzo: I didn't know how much you had in your system!

I just got out of the cinema and boy did Spiderman: no way home fucked me up

SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. BEWARE

MJ falling really gave me anxiety, even though I knew she was gonna make it. I was with my friend and he said: "Well in some ways he learned from his errors" and I wanted to beat the shit out of him because even thought it's been years since I've seen it, I'm still not over Gwen

SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. BEWARE

Tobey's Peter politely asking if I was ok to enter through the portal because he didn't actually knock and ask to enter is definetly a Peter Parker thing. Like Tom's Peter calling Strange "sir". Then there's Andrew's Peter who's really awkward when he talks and interacts, but tries to act confident and I don't know which I like more