SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. BEWARE

SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. BEWARE

Tobey's Peter politely asking if I was ok to enter through the portal because he didn't actually knock and ask to enter is definetly a Peter Parker thing. Like Tom's Peter calling Strange "sir". Then there's Andrew's Peter who's really awkward when he talks and interacts, but tries to act confident and I don't know which I like more

I just got out of the cinema and boy did Spiderman: no way home fucked me up

Things I heard and said as marvel characters

Warnings: mention of death, really poor trauma-comedy

I obviously adapted the sentences to the characters' traits.

Some of these are also in Naruto characters x things I said

Masterlist and rules

Steve, visibly stressed: I should have died when I had the chance

Natasha: Steve has the perfect legs and ass for one of those tight dresses, you know

Bucky: I think I might need to change brain. Mine is broken

Tony: They really think they can put me down by talking bad about me? Jokes on them I hate me too and I'm not scared to bring me down myself

Yelena: You know, breaking my harm wasn't really that bad I now have unlocked all my trauma to joke on and I'm hilarious

Peter Parker: Once I had a domestic fly. An hour later Flash killed it

Mj: I don't hate people. I hate stupid people. The fact that it's almost the whole population isn't really my problem

Wanda: having siblings is cool, but I would like people to stop calling me "Pietro's sister". I HAVE A GODDAMN NAME

Sam: Oh, don't look at me. I'm honestly even surprised I'm still alive

Clint: just let me go home. I just want to go home

Vision: It's not my fault I don't know how to display emotions. Nobody ever taught me how!

Loki: My superiority complex is taking so much space lately. It makes me think that my inferiority complex will kick in and stay for as long as he can to ruin my life

Kakashi, curling more into Iruka, visibly lying: ...No

Kakashi: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Iruka: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Kakashi: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Iruka: Is it working?

Kakashi:I'm a lost case

Yamato: tell me something I don't know

*meanwhile*

Iruka: and he did finger guns. Who does finger guns when someone is confessing?!

Genma, overly exhausted with those two: just get over it, you're in love with an idiot

Kakashi: Did Iruka just tell me he loves me for the first time?

Yamato: Yeah.

Kakashi: And did I do finger guns back?

Yamato: Yeah, you did.

Conversations with Mcu characters part 4

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

Took from a real conversation I had with my friend

Bucky, entering the room while talking to Natasha: What are you doing?

Me: Waxing, why?

Natasha: You're...You're not flinching?

Me: I should?

Bucky: Teenagers are fucking terrifying