*meanwhile*

*meanwhile*

Iruka: and-

Genma: stop, please. Or I will dream of Kakashi with how much you talk

Tenzo: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Iruka!

Kakashi: But you told me to get it out of my system!

Tenzo: I didn't know how much you had in your system!

More conversations I would have with mcu characters

Part 1 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

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Me: Steve... are you gay?

Steve: wha- no, of course not, why would you even ask?

Me: Bucky.

Steve: What?

Me: You really think that everyone would say fuck you to the whole American government multiple times, create a war between the team they were part of and promise to each other to be together till death just for his best friend?

Steve:...

Me: yeah, no shit, you're not slick captain dumb

Naruto characters x things I said pt. 7

Warnings: some swear words, mention of crying, I guess some of this could be interpreted in a bad way, but I swear I am mentally stable I'm just weird

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

This actually seems pretty therapeutic to do, so here a seventh part

Naruto, crying over his paperwork: stop. Please stop bringing this. I just want to go home. I just want this to stop

Kakashi: I should teach you this, but I don't want to, so we're just gonna chill (this was actually my teacher, not me smh)

Sakura: why do you have such large clothes? You seem skinnier than this

Hinata: *waves hands to show she has boobs*

Lee, bouncing on his seat: I'm exited. I don't know why I'm exited, but I am.

Neji, waving the cat in the air: stinky cat

Shisui: I want a crow, then I'll name it after the first person it remind me of.

Itachi, crying: I'm fine, just give me a minute

*30 seconds later*

Itachi, looking perfectly normal: Ok, what were we saying?

Shisui, horrified: that you should show more your emotions

Itachi: Nah, I'm good.

Shikamaru: If I do this I won't need to get up again. But am I willing to do that now? I still need to set the alarm, so I should probably get up and do both

Shikamaru, in his bed after he set the alarm: Fuck I forgot to do that, now I have to get up again.

(I know some of you said the same thing one way or another. We all lazy)

Gaara: bottle up my emotions was probably the wrong choice. But I'd do it again

(For my italian people... Me ne pento? Si. Lo rifarei? Probabile. Conoscete benissimo questa meme e mi viene in mente ogni volta che ripenso a ciò che ho detto)

Gai: How can you be scared of this little, sweet ducks?

Tenten: keep those demons away from me

(No, I don't like ducks)

Shino, after being forgotten again: Don't worry, I'm used to the pain by now

Deidara, to his friend: ehy, if you want we can go to your teacher's house and burn it down

Konan, entering an akatsuki base: I haven't even stepped in and I already want to go home

X: Why do you want to be perceived like wonder woman? There's no need for you to have such high standards

Sasuke: glad you asked, it's called inferiority complex

Sasori: wish I could be a puppet. They don't have emotions. They don't have to care about anything

Temari: this hairstyle is really masculine, but do I like jt? Do I hate it? Does it suit me? What was I thinking before?

Kiba, searching for Akamaru: where are you? I want cuddles you little shit

Kankuro: Ehy, do you think someone could die from drinking water?

Garaa: dunno, why you asking?

Kankuro on his 4th litre of water of the day: No reason

(Yes, if you drink too much water in a really short time you could die and the adviced amount of water is from 1,5L to 2L)

SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. BEWARE

Tom's Peter recreating the suit just by his memory is the epitome of nerd. Like, dude saw the suit for a really short time, yet he recreated it without a problem

Kakashi:I'm a lost case

Yamato: tell me something I don't know

*meanwhile*

Iruka: and he did finger guns. Who does finger guns when someone is confessing?!

Genma, overly exhausted with those two: just get over it, you're in love with an idiot

Kakashi: Did Iruka just tell me he loves me for the first time?

Yamato: Yeah.

Kakashi: And did I do finger guns back?

Yamato: Yeah, you did.

More Kakashi headcanons

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Kakashi hc - Naruto characters hcs

Ok, but for the first week Kakashi covered his sharingan he couldn't even hold a glass of water.

Let me explain.

When you have just one eye you lose the sense of depth, so you don't really know how distant the object is.

Kakashi tryed to hide it until one day Rin saw him struggle to take the water bottle.

He missed and grabbed the air.

Lmao sometimes he still does it.

Gai laughs every time

Sakura is just concerned when she passes him the bottle and he just *wind noises*

Now imagine taking the headband off after so much time

You get accustomed again to have two eyes

And then you get back to have just one

Yeah, Gai still laughs at Kakashi's fall

Lmao it was hilarious

Do you remember that moment in the chunin exams where Pukkun tried to convince Shikamaru by letting him touch his little paw?

I am convinced that he used to do that with Kakashi

Just imagine a little Kakashi, around 7 years who just lays lazily on the ground after training

And Pukkun just pokes him in the face until he stands up

And when they get home Pukkun lays on Kakashi's lap while the kid plays with his paws

Pukkun used to do it even when Kakashi needed to bath

Kakashi used to keep pukkun around just so the house wouldn't feel so big and empty, but he gradually stopped as he got older

Pukkun is still is late night companion tho

Whenever he can't sleep because of nightmare he has a stroll with Pukkun