Shen Qingqiu Is So Clueless

shen qingqiu is so clueless

binghe could literally scream "SHIZUN, I WILL LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, AND I WILL DEDICATE IT TO YOU!"

and he'd be going

"hmmmmmmm could he be talking about a different shizun? does he have any other shizuns? could he have said 'shit, zun, i will love you", referencing wife #43? hmm"

Okay I know this is outta the blue, and completely unrelated to my blog here. I'm so sorry, kinda desperate.

But I'm opening commissions right now to properly care for my pet cockatiel, he's depressed and in need of a flock. To accommodate that, I need to give him a bigger cage for him and his flockmates.

His previous owner I had gotten him from provided a small cage that just isn't kind to a bird, and just let him rot by himself in it. I want to provide a happy life the little guy deserves.

Giving him away isn't an option either. I love him. He's my baby. Nobody else in my area wants their cockatiels for some odd reason and dammit I will be there for them.

post-canon fics where hua cheng gets amnesia'd back into wuming, who inevitably finds out His Beloved Is Married always read like the meme "I'll be his second husband." (what happened to the first?) "Nothing you can prove."

jump to xie lian, who knows exactly what mental contortions the love of his life would go to rather than recognize that xie lian loves him, deciding to humor wuming's murder fantasy for shits and giggles. 'you want to murder my husband, wuming? hm, i dont know... he is nice. except for the time he proposed to me and then immediately walked it back as a joke- oh, you'd treat me better than that? you'd never do something so cruel? well... im listening.'

cue hua cheng getting his memories back like "gege i thought we were over this. gege. gege stop laughing. gege please. i said sorry!"

guys help im going to my first hterapy session today update later i guess

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

yeah basically

this is how that scene went right