Was Talking About Limericks With A Friend And Remembered This Gem. This Is Why I Love Zero Punctuation

Was talking about limericks with a friend and remembered this gem. This is why I love Zero Punctuation videos, Yahtzee is a genius XD

Why?

Because.

The dark days before People Magazine told us all we need to know about American celebrities

Jiggery, Pokery,

Abraham Lincoln did

Marry a woman they

Called Mary Todd.

Though Abe loved all of her

Idiosyncrasies,

Many Americans

Found her quite odd.

This is high-brow literature at its finest.

As much as I love it, I can't claim that it's my favorite children's book.  That distinction belongs to Tuesday (go read it!).

The Cork

There once was a clever young lass

Who slept with her thumb up her ass.

When asked why she did it,

She said "To inhibit

Self-suffocation from gas."

Have fun storming the castle!

Higgledy Piggledy

Evil Prince Humperdink

Foolishly fired the

Miracle Max.

Harboring ire so

Unquantifiable

Max aided Westly, to

Get the prince back.