Im Trying To Glue A Sheet Of Veneer To The Wood, Again, Tom Replied.

“I’m trying to glue a sheet of veneer to the wood, again,” Tom replied.

An explanation

Good point.

I found these stock images and couldn't stop laughing for an hour.

This is not how one "does science".

I encourage you to submit any captions you deem appropriate.

Mitosis by Kevin Van Aelst

"The Ig Nobel Prizes honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think. The prizes are intended to celebrate the unusual, honor the imaginative — and spur people's interest in science, medicine, and technology. Every year, in a gala ceremony in Harvard's Sanders Theatre, 1200 splendidly eccentric spectators watch the winners step forward to accept their Prizes. These are physically handed out by genuinely bemused genuine Nobel laureates."

I have no excuse.