Portrait Of A Small Boy Me Reading

Portrait of a Small Boy Me Reading

A Sailor's Life for Me

There once was a sailor named Jimmy

Adept at the hor'zontal shimmy.

He found him a lass

With a pink, supple ass

And filled her right up to the brim-y

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This poem was written by Raph, whose vile verse has been posted here before.

Thank you for the poem and the interesting new euphemism for sex!

The Grand Tour II

There once was a boy from Antwerp,

Who'd taken much joy in the slurp

Of pussy, hirsute,

And when finished, to boot,

Would always conclude with a burp.

Love's a Witch

Three witches convenes in a coven

And summoned a penis for lovin'.

They found him too cold,

So a witch, who was quite bold,

Heated it in a microwave oven.

*Ding*

Yet another entry from the Rouge Writer Raph.

Cell division

“I’m trying to glue a sheet of veneer to the wood, again,” Tom replied.

An explanation