The Plan Will Only Work If You Access The Secret Compartment In Your Fedora By Removing The Brim Of Your

“The plan will only work if you access the secret compartment in your fedora by removing the brim of your hat,” Johnny devised.

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An explanation

The trivialization of a major historical figure by way of a silly verse

Jiggery Pokery

Warrior Hua-Mulan

Put on men's armor and 

Took to the fight.

Disney portrayed her quite

Anachronistically

Still, though, she stands as a

Symbol of might.

A Sailor's Life for Me

There once was a sailor named Jimmy

Adept at the hor'zontal shimmy.

He found him a lass

With a pink, supple ass

And filled her right up to the brim-y

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This poem was written by Raph, whose vile verse has been posted here before.

Thank you for the poem and the interesting new euphemism for sex!

Cell division

Portrait of a Small Boy Me Reading

'In English,' Professor Austin said, 'a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.' A voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'

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