The Grand Tour II

The Grand Tour II

There once was a boy from Antwerp,

Who'd taken much joy in the slurp

Of pussy, hirsute,

And when finished, to boot,

Would always conclude with a burp.

“The plan will only work if you access the secret compartment in your fedora by removing the brim of your hat,” Johnny devised.

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An explanation

Portrait of a Small Boy Me Reading

The trivialization of a major historical figure by way of a silly verse

Jiggery Pokery

Warrior Hua-Mulan

Put on men's armor and 

Took to the fight.

Disney portrayed her quite

Anachronistically

Still, though, she stands as a

Symbol of might.

To boldly go where no man has gone before

There once was a Captain named Kirk

Who had quite a dazzling smirk.

From Scalos to Kelva

This space Casanova

Was likely to "bring home his work".

The Grand Tour VII

In Bonn, lives a kinky concoctor (You must try her once 'fore you've knocked her) She'll gladly play nice, If you'll only scream thrice: "Please tie me up, Fräulein Doktor!"