A Sailor's Life For Me

A Sailor's Life for Me

There once was a sailor named Jimmy

Adept at the hor'zontal shimmy.

He found him a lass

With a pink, supple ass

And filled her right up to the brim-y

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This poem was written by Raph, whose vile verse has been posted here before.

Thank you for the poem and the interesting new euphemism for sex!

The Grand Tour IV

There is a young barmaid from Brest,

Who can't tell you east from the west,

But when car'nal direction

Leads to an erection,

She's ever so pleased to ingest.

Portrait of a Small Boy Me Reading

The Grand Tour V

An incorrigible cad out of Wales  Indulges in nighttime travails, And o'er green dales and valleys, Keeps impeccable tallies Of all the young Welsh girls he nails.

Love's a Witch

Three witches convenes in a coven

And summoned a penis for lovin'.

They found him too cold,

So a witch, who was quite bold,

Heated it in a microwave oven.

*Ding*

Yet another entry from the Rouge Writer Raph.

The trivialization of a major historical figure by way of a silly verse

Jiggery Pokery

Warrior Hua-Mulan

Put on men's armor and 

Took to the fight.

Disney portrayed her quite

Anachronistically

Still, though, she stands as a

Symbol of might.