Peter:so You Have A Mental Illness And That Made You The Avatar Of The God Of The Moon And You Kind Of

Peter:so you have a mental illness and that made you the avatar of the god of the moon and you kind of unstoppable and very very very strong?

Marc,Steven,Jake: you're out of line,but you're right?

Peter: damnit,I've been doing mental illness thingy for years and the only thing I get is shooting webs out of my as-

Tony,barging in the room with a cold coffee mug:PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

Vision: So,I have been having some problems-

Tony: maybe you need to turn yourself on and then off??

Natasha: Have you tried to go back ten seconds and stop until everything works out for you?

Bruce:...

Bruce: you guys,I don't think you understand how vision works- I mean Tony you made him??? Honestly you guys give headaches,I bet even that kid knows more than you do-

Peter,walking in in a white tee,hello kitty pink pjama pants,and his hand stuck in a pringles can: have you tried taking a bath in Indian rice?

HE BE STANDING IN THE CORNER OF MY BRAIN LIKE " she always comes back to me " I SWEAR-

Me: *falling for yet another character*

Loki: *rolling his eyes knowing damn well he will always be number one*

The canon: Michael afton gets scooped,he isn't in love with Charlie Emily and he dies at the end.

Me and my imaginative crazy ass:

Michael is in fact in love with Charlie Emily who is in his age,she still dies and posses the puppet,Michael does get scooped and goes to work at the pizzeria where he meets puppet/Charlie again and since she can give the dead kids life in suits she actually can be any age,again beacuse I said so,and she heals Michael 2,they get married and have a kid,who is Gregory,but they were unsure if they could raise him because of all the things they have been through and somehow when Michael and Charlie were at the pizzeria it burns down and kills them both,gregory is homeless,Michael posses glamrock freddy and Charlie is still somewhere in her puppet form waiting to be reunited with her husband and son.

I just watched the movie yesterday and if I just see a raven pass by my window once you bet I'm jumping behind it

disney: so we have this character. he looks like a wet weasel and has the voice of a pack-a-day smoker. he has a collective fifteen minutes of screentime and half of it is as a CGI bird.

me: okay. and what does he do?

disney: he calls Angelina Jolie “mistress” a lot and wears a half-open pirate shirt. except for his introduction, when he’s naked and covered in dirt.

me and half the fandom, apparently:

Peter: *after watching sonic movie* i relate to sonic! Because i too am an orphan,live with parent figures who can be in mortal danger cause of how much time i spend with them for I I a superhero and a kid!

Pepper: *sobbing into papers*

Tony,a tired dad: Peter,you want me to call your therapist-