Okay But Really I Need A Husband Like Ethan Winters,that Man Almost Dies For His Wife And Went Through

Okay but really I need a husband like ethan winters,that man almost dies for his wife and went through hell for his daughter and then died for both them to live,Ethan is husband material.

All this time I was like I want a guy like loki (I still need one like him) but ethan is...I really don't know what to say,this man is loyal.

I climbed a tree when i was 7 to prove to an asshole that I could do it without falling,so if you tell me I can't drink sea scented shampoo,I will-

Now I don't know if I'm a slytherin or ravenclaw

Great

Griffindor: I’d DIE for you

Slytherin: I’d KILL for you

Hufflepuff: I’d die WITH you

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: guys, I’d just find a way where NO ONE dies...

Peter:Ayo shures,u seen dis new song?

It really is lit and gives weird and cool vibez? Liiiike y'know whadda mean!

Shuri: ya homie! Like when it first came out! I snapped! I snapped when dat beat dropped bro!

Thor:..

Thor: Are they- loki did we learn this unique language on Asgard because I don't think I can recall a 'Hoomee'

Loki,looking up from his phone:

They are speaking the language of the gods..brudda

Thor,voice breaking: tHeN aM I nOt A gOd

Tony:repeat after me

Tony:i am Spiderman

Peter,from up the fridge: I am Spiderman

Tony:I have fought really dangerous bad guys

Peter:I have fought really dangerous bad guys

Tony:and nearly died several times

Peter:and nearly died several times

Tony: sooo..I icangotothedentistwithoutwebbinghimtothewall

Peter,jumping up and sticking to the ceiling hissing like a cat: ID RATHER DRINK THANOS AS GRAPE JUICE

The canon: Michael afton gets scooped,he isn't in love with Charlie Emily and he dies at the end.

Me and my imaginative crazy ass:

Michael is in fact in love with Charlie Emily who is in his age,she still dies and posses the puppet,Michael does get scooped and goes to work at the pizzeria where he meets puppet/Charlie again and since she can give the dead kids life in suits she actually can be any age,again beacuse I said so,and she heals Michael 2,they get married and have a kid,who is Gregory,but they were unsure if they could raise him because of all the things they have been through and somehow when Michael and Charlie were at the pizzeria it burns down and kills them both,gregory is homeless,Michael posses glamrock freddy and Charlie is still somewhere in her puppet form waiting to be reunited with her husband and son.