Vision: So,I Have Been Having Some Problems-

Vision: So,I have been having some problems-

Tony: maybe you need to turn yourself on and then off??

Natasha: Have you tried to go back ten seconds and stop until everything works out for you?

Bruce:...

Bruce: you guys,I don't think you understand how vision works- I mean Tony you made him??? Honestly you guys give headaches,I bet even that kid knows more than you do-

Peter,walking in in a white tee,hello kitty pink pjama pants,and his hand stuck in a pringles can: have you tried taking a bath in Indian rice?

K,so,I was just scrolling through creppypasta tumblr when I stumbled upon someone writing about their creepypasta oc and I was like..I had one and I still have it to this day???it was so cringe but amazing and brings back so many cool childhood memories.

Her name is Roya (which means vision or dream in arabic) she's 17,short curly brown hair,and Scarlet eyes.

Apparently she is a maladaptive daydreamer that whatever she thinks about comes true,all her wishes! Whenever she has like a weird dream its probably her warning herself about the future that will happen (I really had a broken and chaotic mind).

Now Roya is immortal (just like other creepypastas) but her immortality doesn't come from being a pasta,but from her powers,she can alter reality to look any age she wants and somehow when she was young she choose 17 and here we are??

I can't really remember her back story,?????maybe something that has to do with her dreams warning her about her family and that her parents know about her powers from a young age and they think she's mentally ill,so she runs away and erases their memory of her existence (damn).

Yeah,that is my oc

Am i the only who uses different names when reader a fanfic???? Like no one I put my name in my head when I'm reading???and like there's a different name and a completely different oc for each character I read about..am i broken????

Ravenclaw: Why are u grinning like that???

Slytherin: Why can't I smile regularly for no reason at all??? Hufflepuff does that all the time-

Hufflepuff,trying her best to go down the moving stairs: WELL I DONT GRIN CAUSE GRYFFINDOR FELL DOWN THE MOVING STAIRS AND BROKE THREE BONES YOU SICK FUCK-

Peter: *after watching sonic movie* i relate to sonic! Because i too am an orphan,live with parent figures who can be in mortal danger cause of how much time i spend with them for I I a superhero and a kid!

Pepper: *sobbing into papers*

Tony,a tired dad: Peter,you want me to call your therapist-

I just watched the movie yesterday and if I just see a raven pass by my window once you bet I'm jumping behind it

disney: so we have this character. he looks like a wet weasel and has the voice of a pack-a-day smoker. he has a collective fifteen minutes of screentime and half of it is as a CGI bird.

me: okay. and what does he do?

disney: he calls Angelina Jolie “mistress” a lot and wears a half-open pirate shirt. except for his introduction, when he’s naked and covered in dirt.

me and half the fandom, apparently: