HE BE STANDING IN THE CORNER OF MY BRAIN LIKE " She Always Comes Back To Me " I SWEAR-

HE BE STANDING IN THE CORNER OF MY BRAIN LIKE " she always comes back to me " I SWEAR-

Me: *falling for yet another character*

Loki: *rolling his eyes knowing damn well he will always be number one*

I imagine that Michael afton ,when he was rebuilding the pizzeria,he was staring at his desk thinking about the animatronics,staring the freddy,chica and Bonnie poster...he started specifically at that bunny...

From the living room he heard his two year old son laughing while watching TV "Crockie!!!" He giggled,and Michael smiled,he reached for his pen and scratched the big BONNIE THE BUNNY and replaced it with Monty,at that moment two arms were wrapped around him,warm lips pressed a kiss on his cheek, "Why did you scratch Bonnie?" She asked

"I didn't feel like adding him"

Michael wanted nothing to do with rabbits...

Peter:so you have a mental illness and that made you the avatar of the god of the moon and you kind of unstoppable and very very very strong?

Marc,Steven,Jake: you're out of line,but you're right?

Peter: damnit,I've been doing mental illness thingy for years and the only thing I get is shooting webs out of my as-

Tony,barging in the room with a cold coffee mug:PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

Peter:Ayo shures,u seen dis new song?

It really is lit and gives weird and cool vibez? Liiiike y'know whadda mean!

Shuri: ya homie! Like when it first came out! I snapped! I snapped when dat beat dropped bro!

Thor:..

Thor: Are they- loki did we learn this unique language on Asgard because I don't think I can recall a 'Hoomee'

Loki,looking up from his phone:

They are speaking the language of the gods..brudda

Thor,voice breaking: tHeN aM I nOt A gOd

Hogwarts houses as shit me and my besties have said over text

Slytherin:okay we seriously need a name for the group.

Gryffindor:okay listen-

Slytherin:?

Gryffindor: in my humble opinion-

Slytherin: oh look she said 'humble' like a nerdy lil bitch.

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Ravenclaw,sending a video of how the curtains are moving in weird way: yo????

Slytherin:gurl-

Slytherin:what the- is that a head????

Slytherin: gurl is that yoUR GRANDPA??¿¿¿

Ravenclaw:💀

So I was drawing the fnaf sb dlc poster and when I was zooming in on certain parts i was like-

SCOTT IF YOURE BRINGING BACK PEEPAW WILLY THEN HE BETTER BE IN A JAR OF DUST