HE BE STANDING IN THE CORNER OF MY BRAIN LIKE " She Always Comes Back To Me " I SWEAR-

HE BE STANDING IN THE CORNER OF MY BRAIN LIKE " she always comes back to me " I SWEAR-

Me: *falling for yet another character*

Loki: *rolling his eyes knowing damn well he will always be number one*

Mother Miranda: I love all my children equally.

Mother miranda: there's Evelyn,Alcina Dimitriscu,Karl heisenberg and-

Mother Miranda,looking at smudged ink on her hand: Donald bentenison..and

Mother Miranda,squints harder: Maroon 5

Vision: So,I have been having some problems-

Tony: maybe you need to turn yourself on and then off??

Natasha: Have you tried to go back ten seconds and stop until everything works out for you?

Bruce:...

Bruce: you guys,I don't think you understand how vision works- I mean Tony you made him??? Honestly you guys give headaches,I bet even that kid knows more than you do-

Peter,walking in in a white tee,hello kitty pink pjama pants,and his hand stuck in a pringles can: have you tried taking a bath in Indian rice?

Peter: *after watching sonic movie* i relate to sonic! Because i too am an orphan,live with parent figures who can be in mortal danger cause of how much time i spend with them for I I a superhero and a kid!

Pepper: *sobbing into papers*

Tony,a tired dad: Peter,you want me to call your therapist-

Other people: I love moon Knight because I just adore Ancient Egypt and love anything marvel makes!

Me:I relate to moon Knight because I too have two other personalities in my head one craves murder and the other a cinnamon roll that would die if a fly touched her face roo hard.

Hogwarts houses as shit me and my besties have said over text

Slytherin:okay we seriously need a name for the group.

Gryffindor:okay listen-

Slytherin:?

Gryffindor: in my humble opinion-

Slytherin: oh look she said 'humble' like a nerdy lil bitch.

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Ravenclaw,sending a video of how the curtains are moving in weird way: yo????

Slytherin:gurl-

Slytherin:what the- is that a head????

Slytherin: gurl is that yoUR GRANDPA??¿¿¿

Ravenclaw:💀