Moreau: *sleeping With His Eyes Open*

Moreau: *sleeping with his eyes open*

Karl:what are you doing?

Moreau:trying to sleep.

Karl: with your eyes open- oh wait it has to do with you being a fish right?

Moreau:no I'm possesd.

Karl: wut..¿¿

Moreau: *demonic screeching*

I imagine that Michael afton ,when he was rebuilding the pizzeria,he was staring at his desk thinking about the animatronics,staring the freddy,chica and Bonnie poster...he started specifically at that bunny...

From the living room he heard his two year old son laughing while watching TV "Crockie!!!" He giggled,and Michael smiled,he reached for his pen and scratched the big BONNIE THE BUNNY and replaced it with Monty,at that moment two arms were wrapped around him,warm lips pressed a kiss on his cheek, "Why did you scratch Bonnie?" She asked

"I didn't feel like adding him"

Michael wanted nothing to do with rabbits...

So I was drawing the fnaf sb dlc poster and when I was zooming in on certain parts i was like-

SCOTT IF YOURE BRINGING BACK PEEPAW WILLY THEN HE BETTER BE IN A JAR OF DUST

Now I don't know if I'm a slytherin or ravenclaw

Great

Griffindor: I’d DIE for you

Slytherin: I’d KILL for you

Hufflepuff: I’d die WITH you

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: guys, I’d just find a way where NO ONE dies...

Peter:Ayo shures,u seen dis new song?

It really is lit and gives weird and cool vibez? Liiiike y'know whadda mean!

Shuri: ya homie! Like when it first came out! I snapped! I snapped when dat beat dropped bro!

Thor:..

Thor: Are they- loki did we learn this unique language on Asgard because I don't think I can recall a 'Hoomee'

Loki,looking up from his phone:

They are speaking the language of the gods..brudda

Thor,voice breaking: tHeN aM I nOt A gOd

Hogwarts houses as shit me and my besties have said over text

Slytherin:okay we seriously need a name for the group.

Gryffindor:okay listen-

Slytherin:?

Gryffindor: in my humble opinion-

Slytherin: oh look she said 'humble' like a nerdy lil bitch.

_________________

Ravenclaw,sending a video of how the curtains are moving in weird way: yo????

Slytherin:gurl-

Slytherin:what the- is that a head????

Slytherin: gurl is that yoUR GRANDPA??¿¿¿

Ravenclaw:💀