Moreau: *sleeping With His Eyes Open*

Moreau: *sleeping with his eyes open*

Karl:what are you doing?

Moreau:trying to sleep.

Karl: with your eyes open- oh wait it has to do with you being a fish right?

Moreau:no I'm possesd.

Karl: wut..¿¿

Moreau: *demonic screeching*

Peter: *after watching sonic movie* i relate to sonic! Because i too am an orphan,live with parent figures who can be in mortal danger cause of how much time i spend with them for I I a superhero and a kid!

Pepper: *sobbing into papers*

Tony,a tired dad: Peter,you want me to call your therapist-

Peter:Ayo shures,u seen dis new song?

It really is lit and gives weird and cool vibez? Liiiike y'know whadda mean!

Shuri: ya homie! Like when it first came out! I snapped! I snapped when dat beat dropped bro!

Thor:..

Thor: Are they- loki did we learn this unique language on Asgard because I don't think I can recall a 'Hoomee'

Loki,looking up from his phone:

They are speaking the language of the gods..brudda

Thor,voice breaking: tHeN aM I nOt A gOd

I imagine that Michael afton ,when he was rebuilding the pizzeria,he was staring at his desk thinking about the animatronics,staring the freddy,chica and Bonnie poster...he started specifically at that bunny...

From the living room he heard his two year old son laughing while watching TV "Crockie!!!" He giggled,and Michael smiled,he reached for his pen and scratched the big BONNIE THE BUNNY and replaced it with Monty,at that moment two arms were wrapped around him,warm lips pressed a kiss on his cheek, "Why did you scratch Bonnie?" She asked

"I didn't feel like adding him"

Michael wanted nothing to do with rabbits...

Tony,hugging peter:this is my emotional support spider son,what about you?

Clint,with Kate's head resting on his shoulder: this is my emotional support partner,what about you?

Eddie,with venom's head coming out from his shoulder:...

Venom:?????

Eddie: oh shut the fuck up,bitch you're my emotional unsupport paralysis demon.

Tony:repeat after me

Tony:i am Spiderman

Peter,from up the fridge: I am Spiderman

Tony:I have fought really dangerous bad guys

Peter:I have fought really dangerous bad guys

Tony:and nearly died several times

Peter:and nearly died several times

Tony: sooo..I icangotothedentistwithoutwebbinghimtothewall

Peter,jumping up and sticking to the ceiling hissing like a cat: ID RATHER DRINK THANOS AS GRAPE JUICE