Peter: *after Watching Sonic Movie* I Relate To Sonic! Because I Too Am An Orphan,live With Parent Figures

Peter: *after watching sonic movie* i relate to sonic! Because i too am an orphan,live with parent figures who can be in mortal danger cause of how much time i spend with them for I I a superhero and a kid!

Pepper: *sobbing into papers*

Tony,a tired dad: Peter,you want me to call your therapist-

Okay but really I need a husband like ethan winters,that man almost dies for his wife and went through hell for his daughter and then died for both them to live,Ethan is husband material.

All this time I was like I want a guy like loki (I still need one like him) but ethan is...I really don't know what to say,this man is loyal.

The canon: Michael afton gets scooped,he isn't in love with Charlie Emily and he dies at the end.

Me and my imaginative crazy ass:

Michael is in fact in love with Charlie Emily who is in his age,she still dies and posses the puppet,Michael does get scooped and goes to work at the pizzeria where he meets puppet/Charlie again and since she can give the dead kids life in suits she actually can be any age,again beacuse I said so,and she heals Michael 2,they get married and have a kid,who is Gregory,but they were unsure if they could raise him because of all the things they have been through and somehow when Michael and Charlie were at the pizzeria it burns down and kills them both,gregory is homeless,Michael posses glamrock freddy and Charlie is still somewhere in her puppet form waiting to be reunited with her husband and son.

Tony,hugging peter:this is my emotional support spider son,what about you?

Clint,with Kate's head resting on his shoulder: this is my emotional support partner,what about you?

Eddie,with venom's head coming out from his shoulder:...

Venom:?????

Eddie: oh shut the fuck up,bitch you're my emotional unsupport paralysis demon.

So I was drawing the fnaf sb dlc poster and when I was zooming in on certain parts i was like-

SCOTT IF YOURE BRINGING BACK PEEPAW WILLY THEN HE BETTER BE IN A JAR OF DUST

Peter:Ayo shures,u seen dis new song?

It really is lit and gives weird and cool vibez? Liiiike y'know whadda mean!

Shuri: ya homie! Like when it first came out! I snapped! I snapped when dat beat dropped bro!

Thor:..

Thor: Are they- loki did we learn this unique language on Asgard because I don't think I can recall a 'Hoomee'

Loki,looking up from his phone:

They are speaking the language of the gods..brudda

Thor,voice breaking: tHeN aM I nOt A gOd