theoneandonlyphoenix

___Sparrow Siren_

My name is associated with the sea and I'm a fire sign in the end I'm a deadly combo// Saggitarius Queen// Syrian//Intj//future author & Architect// writes stuff and stories// fnaf//minecraft//marvel//Harry potter//slytherin//creepypasta//many other fandoms but I probably forgot them 🐚🌊🧜🏽‍♀️🧭🪶

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Tony,hugging Peter:this Is My Emotional Support Spider Son,what About You?

Tony,hugging peter:this is my emotional support spider son,what about you?

Clint,with Kate's head resting on his shoulder: this is my emotional support partner,what about you?

Eddie,with venom's head coming out from his shoulder:...

Venom:?????

Eddie: oh shut the fuck up,bitch you're my emotional unsupport paralysis demon.

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theoneandonlyphoenix

2 years ago

Ravenclaw: Why are u grinning like that???

Slytherin: Why can't I smile regularly for no reason at all??? Hufflepuff does that all the time-

Hufflepuff,trying her best to go down the moving stairs: WELL I DONT GRIN CAUSE GRYFFINDOR FELL DOWN THE MOVING STAIRS AND BROKE THREE BONES YOU SICK FUCK-

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incorrect hogwarts quotes hogwarts slytherin ravenclaw gryffindor hufflepuff hufflepunk slytherclaw slytherpuff chaotic dumbass

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theoneandonlyphoenix

2 years ago

Tony:repeat after me

Tony:i am Spiderman

Peter,from up the fridge: I am Spiderman

Tony:I have fought really dangerous bad guys

Peter:I have fought really dangerous bad guys

Tony:and nearly died several times

Peter:and nearly died several times

Tony: sooo..I icangotothedentistwithoutwebbinghimtothewall

Peter,jumping up and sticking to the ceiling hissing like a cat: ID RATHER DRINK THANOS AS GRAPE JUICE

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this probably happened you cant tell me otherwise tony stark iron dad spider son irondad and spiderson avengers peter parker marvel incorrect marvel quotes incorrect mcu quotes mcu

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theoneandonlyphoenix

2 years ago

Okay but really I need a husband like ethan winters,that man almost dies for his wife and went through hell for his daughter and then died for both them to live,Ethan is husband material.

All this time I was like I want a guy like loki (I still need one like him) but ethan is...I really don't know what to say,this man is loyal.

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i want a man who looks like loki basically the personality of loki + ben drowned + karl heisenberg + peter parker + and ethan winters i want him to look like loki tho re8 resident evil 8 resident evil village ethan winters karl heisenberg lord karl heisenberg lord heisenberg creepypasta ben drowned i wrote bend instead of ben and i think i want him to do that to me peter parker soft peter parker marvel mcu Loki loki odinson loki laufeyson loki friggason

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theoneandonlyphoenix

2 years ago

Peter:so you have a mental illness and that made you the avatar of the god of the moon and you kind of unstoppable and very very very strong?

Marc,Steven,Jake: you're out of line,but you're right?

Peter: damnit,I've been doing mental illness thingy for years and the only thing I get is shooting webs out of my as-

Tony,barging in the room with a cold coffee mug:PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

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theoneandonlyphoenix

2 years ago

Mother Miranda: I love all my children equally.

Mother miranda: there's Evelyn,Alcina Dimitriscu,Karl heisenberg and-

Mother Miranda,looking at smudged ink on her hand: Donald bentenison..and

Mother Miranda,squints harder: Maroon 5

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Best mom of the year mother Miranda wins everybody dont clap resident evil village re8 resident evil 8 evelyn 🍬 mother miarnda alcina Dimitriscu karl heisenberg donna benviento salvatore moreu incorrect resident evil incorrect re8

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