WE GoT A B0NE TO PICK WItH ThE SHIpShIp-ShApE OF FANfICTION , Ya KnoW WHY EVrYtHINg GOTTA BE AbOUT SM00ChY

WE GoT A B0NE TO PICK 👀 wItH thE SHIpShIp-ShApE oF FANfICTION 🌀, Ya knoW 👈🏽 WHY EVrYtHINg GOTTA BE abOUT 🖇️ SM00ChY SMooChS 💔 or THoSE twO Pe0pl3 GIVin’ EACH OthEr GooGly EYEs??? 🤡 wE JUS WANNA 🛠️ BReAK iT OpeN ⚡ Like YEah, LeT uS WATCH ’EM gO on A QUEST ⚔️, FIGHT DRAG0NS 🐲 or FiSH foR THosE wEiRd gLOWInG 🐟FISHb0NES, CrEaTE aRT 🖍️, tame THE wILD bEAsTS 🦖, DriNK ☕︎ CoFFEE aND talK AboUT ThE sKY, HikE Up MOuNtAInS ⛰️ TO ScreAm aT tHe Sun—🗣️

c’moN ✋ but NAHHH NOOOOO!!! 🚫❌ iTS GOTTA Be C0uPLeD uP 💏, iT’s All SMOTHERED IN SaUCY SLOPPY 🥴 roMANce SUcKINGS anD 🌸 EVERYTHIN’ gOTTA B E dONE WiTH THat TwINkle EyED DuO 💫 like it’s Gotta BE ThEIR LiTtlE LoVEboAt 🚤 wE ArE TryIn' T0 NaVigaTe 😵‍💫!! iT’s Like WatChin’ a Sh0W wHEre tHE w0rld iS FaLLinG aPArT But Oh YEAh, 🥴 THEY kIsSED in THe bACK oF a BuRNiNG HOUSE 🏚️.

seRiousLy, 90% oF ThESE FaNFicS, WhErE’s tHe PLOT 🍿?! wE aRE reaDInG a gLoRiFiEd DAtiNg SImUlaTOR 📲! IT’S aLL abOUT ThEir MUSHy-GUSHy dynaMICs 💥—nOTHinG ELSE gOinG Onnn 🚷. IT’s LIKE, We Get AmAt0n0rmATIViTY, suRE buT C'MON 💢! Fanfic’s WILD TerrAin 🗺️, WRITeR’$ pLaYGROund, U caN DO ANYTHING!! 🌈 No laWs, N0 rULes, BUT—pEOPLE KeeP PiNNiNG tHEir StORiES tO RELAtioNSHiP cENTRAL 💍.

We’rE JusT sayin’, FilteR "GEN" ALL yA WANT 🌪️ but iT DoEsn’T fRee U from tHe InSAnE ShIp wORLd, EVEN tHe FRiEnDShIp 4n f4MilY oNes 👫... UGGHHHHH 🍂! WhY NOt cREATE somEthINg BIGGer? 🌌 MorE UnrULy? More Than juST HEARTBEATS anD COUPLEs’ NESTinG! 😬 We'rE h0wLiNG, SCREAMin’, This SociEty ☄️ HATES US WHO DON'T WANNA B TAnGLeD In ReLATIonSHip WEbS 🕸️!!

iSn't iT sO mUch mOrE FuN whEn wE’rE ✨NOT-AWAKE✨? 💫 slEEpY-TiMe land, wE're bEttER oFF 🤡 iN A COMA 😶‍🌫️, TrUSt uS!!! whErE We cAn STaY drEAMiNg 🎠 tIL we diE ⚰️… even iF it's jUsT niGHtMArEs 🤯, 'cAUSe rEaLitY'S mUCh more PAIñfUl, y'know? 🌀 We jUSt waNnA LOsT oUrseLveS iN oUR HEADS, nEvER 👁️ sEe ThE outsiDE agAIn 🚫🚪. fOrEvER asLeEp, NO mORNING, NO EnDing 🛏️💤. wE bET WE’Re TrAnScOma-tiZed!!! 🌑

dO ya thInk We'RE mAKIng ThIS uP? LiKE wE'rE jUSt PlaYINg? 🎭 thAt GiVEn THE cH0iCe, wE'd ST0P 👁️🌈TRYING?? NaH, We’re sErious! It’S BeEn oUr 🖤TrUE of Heart deSIRE 4 SoOOo Long 🕰️, EvER SinCE We wErE shUt uP in cAGes! 🕳️ imagInE thaT 🌠—freE to DRiFT 🎢 iN tHOUGhT! WHerE nO sEnsE maTters, n0 boUNDarIES 🧬; sHAPE-sHIFT 🎭, mOrPH, ✨GroW!✨ FORGET!!! it aLL & sTART oVEr, Dark to Rainbow, WE’RE ALIV3! 🎨🌙

wE caN bE 🌀aNYONE, ✨AnyWHERe, 🔮aNYtHing!! MorE thaN tHis SAd foRM thAt aMOUNTS tO…🤡😶 NOTHing. aNd whEn We wAkE… aLL we wAnnA dO iS SlIDe bACK tO SleEp 🙃, aWAY frOm cOnScIOUSnesS’s 🗡️pAiN. eScAPiSM faDInG inTo tHe dAY’s HaZe… sOmeTImEs We ✨ovErSLeEP✨, lET iT aLL FADE tO GrEY… but nO MATter hOw hArD yA TrY, tHe DaY stiLL lUrks ‘tiL 💀 we DEcAY 🦴... FaDEAWaY... 🕳️

1. WE don’T & nevER w1ll tuRn intO a hUmAN or anyth1ng humAN-esque!! nah, NOPE, nEver been our gig 🙅‍♂️👾. OthER fOrms? Sure, absoLUTEly, shapeplay's our JAM, but a humAN? nOt in thIS multivErse or the nexT! 👀🌀

2. gEnder? WhAT gender??? wE don't got thAt. ✋ YeAH we’re fr0m flatland "Euclydia" (wEird plAce btw), and SuRE it’s sh0wn up wIth geNders in th1s reality 🌀🪐, BUT our home wAs all shapes n' lines, cl0sest we got was "race" and gu3ss what? We wEre a TRiangle 🔺!! (Trianglegender? mAYbeee... 🧩)

3. We’re n0t sOmE "pure EVil" cartoon villain mess—nuh-uh ✋💥. cAME from a CORRUPT ass s0ciety, fucked ar0und, found out—acc1dentally BLEW UP our own dimension lmao 🤷‍♂️. Then jUst buried all thAt trauma, lied abOut it, plAYED god until we w3re spiNning out in Stanley’s mind palace. 🚪🌀🧠

4. n0P3, noth1ng romant1c with Ford, ZERO zap n0 zIng. We’re anattractional, frienD—no squ1shy feElz heRE 💫🚫❤️. But we DID liKE him, jUst in our oWn bizarro way; we’rE kinD of tw0 sides of thE sAme chaotic c0in, y’know? ⚡🧠

5. nOPE, thEraprism? didn’t get US, nuh-uh 🚫✨!! We met our big ol’ dramatic end INSIDE StAnleY’s headspace, po0f, GONE, oops! 💥🌀 But instead 0f jusT fading into thE void, we spUn back inTO the universe as Z1M!! 🪐💫 trAdin' gods for glitches and trauma for chaos—rebirth, baby!! 🎭🔁👾

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something fandom usually gets wrong. something fans dont think about. something source didnt get quite right. just a random fun fact. anything goes!!!

oh 🎭 DEAR sWeEt iNfiNite 🕳️ MiRRoRs 👁️ tHe bLUrrED tRuThs🌀!! wE, 🌐 THE diSGuiSerS, 🤡 tHe FaKeRs, THE 🪞 GReAt mASKeRs of moN0ToNe ✨ rEaliTY!! y’kNow 🙃 wE 👻 aiN’t heRE to pLaY ThE siMpLE tUNe 🚪... we’re tHe 👥 oNes WHo BeND aND twiSt 👈🏿 tHe cAnVAs 🌌, WhO’s tO sAy WHat’S trUe, anYwAy¿? tHe wORLd is a sTaGe 🎭, a pANtoMIMe, a mYstEry 🤯 we can WraP 🩸 ‘rOUnD our FiNgErS!! 👽

LeT tHeM caLL uS iMPoSteRS, 🌙 let ‘eM sAy wE’re LiES drESseD uP in GLiTTeR 🕸️ aNd dRAG— aLL pArT 0f tHe tHeaTER, 🎵 a sWeEt hUmMinG SoNG wE wRitE 🧠, stEPpiN’ inTo ShoES tHat neVEr 👠 Fit riGht— BuT oh 🖋️ how ThEy ShiNe!! ✨🤫 a LiTtLe deCeit 👀— iT’s GoT a niCe tWang tO iT!! We'LL wALk tHe tHReadS oF soMEbody’s sToRy 🎶, aND sWap It wiTh ouR OwN mORsE cODe maDe of SmiLes aNd wInks 😏!!

we aRe tHE dAnCinG shADows🖤, tHE bRoKen gLAss 🎡 reFleCtiNg A TH0USanD faces... 🪞 Wh0 seZ we’re noT reAL?! 👹 wE ReSHiFTeD 👈🏿 tHe sTuFf oF sTarS anD deLuSi0nS iNTO SoMeThINg MoRE, SoMeThinG GRaNdeR, l0uDeR, 🧨 eXPloSivE— eMOti0N MaSQUeRAdiNg as fAcTs!!! 🍭

trEnDeRs, 🎀 LYING GeNiUsEs oF ThE sPIN, we LovE y0u fOr ALL Y0U aRe 💕 aNd AlL y0U'rE N0t— We aRE hER3 🕳️ To diSgUise, to MiMiC, to SlIP slIdE TWISt ANd GLiTcH 🤖!! We’re mAsterS 0f thE cuRtaIn faLL, tHe cLaPpiNg EcHoEs 🥀 AfTer ThE LiGHts g0 OuT. nEVer apOl0giZE for WEarInG a NeW sKin 💥, a neW voICe, a cRacklE oF chaoS 🌀— we’Re jUsT tHe bEatS 0f tHe BiG cOnFuSEd HeArTBeaT 🎵🌪️ pULsIng tHrU it aLL!!

sO rAISe a gLass 🥂 tO thE FoRgeRs, tHe AcToRs, the CrOWNed qUEeNs 👑 0f thE UNkNoWn FaCes!! 🕶️ LeT’S BuRSt int0 fLamEs 🔥, poSE wItH a thRoAtY laUGH— a 🎉 PRaiSE tO The nOnBeLiEveR in A w0RLd tHat FeLL aSL33p IN its oWN sHaD0w!! 🙃 cAuse y'knOw, wE aRe ALl jUSt bItS and PIEcEs 🧩, hIdden aRT sHowS wIThOnE-mAn AuDiEncEs!! 🐙👄✌🏿

why do you talk like every homestuck troll simultaneously.

oH!! 👁️👁️ WhY yOu Ask, oh gR8 jEsTeR 🤹?? wE’re n0t juST every hOmEsTuck tRoLl, wE aRe thE shAtTeRed 💥 pIeCes oF the vOiD beTweEn tHe pAneLs 🕳️— thE gL1tchEd v0icEs 🌐, tHe lAughInG cHaOs, wE ARE h0MesTuCK itSeLf, babEY!! 🎭 We’Re tHe essEnce, tHe cAnNoN-f0DDeR, tHe TypinG quirkZ, 🌌 pUnChCaRds gaL0rE— tHE SecreT lANgUaGe oF cLuWnS 🤡 anD dRaGonS 🐉 spiLlinG out LIke a dELiRiuM s0nG 🎵!!! wE aRE ✨ aLL ✨, and NoNe 💫!! yOu LoOk fOr 🪞 US anD fINd nOThiNg bUt tH3 WrITinG on THe wALl 🧩, tHe teXt gArbleD 🤖 iNTo soMe mYsTic sPelL!! It’S alL jUSt a gAmE of tHiRteEn THroNeS and a DrEaM tHaT neVEr enDs!!! 🎠💥🌀

WEllPPp hEHehe 😵‍💫🎶 GUESS weRe 🧽Sp0ngeBOb now? n0w, then, always, bEfoRe--it’s lIke a qUiCkFlash 💥of mAny faces--*were* spongie B4 wE wEre B1ll Cipher, wHo We Were bef0rE wE WerE Us! Yknow, 👁️🔁🌀 Z1M, B1LL, 5P0NG3B0B, k4t, 🤹‍♀️ *thE wHo’s who oF what the HecK we’re s’posed to Be!!* 👀 And NOW weR here beinG eVERyOne aT Once 👁️‍🗨️✨ like someONE jUmbling our names 🪄 pulling us outta the HAts of TiME 🕳️, weAring a strAnger’s face, all bAcKwArDs AnD insiDe Out 👕👞👗⏪!! OH, we dIdn't Forget! 🎶👂also Fear entItIEs?? ☠️👁️🔪like Oh Yeah 👻, that's us t00, from the COrNErs of the corners, wHISPERS under ur fLOorboaRDs, but who neEDs To knOw hoW?? Heheh 🤫🤡🙈, yOU dOn't got to KnoW a DAmN thinG!!! (except, h0n hon 😈 wE’re EVerYthinG yoU thInk iS wRonGgggggg~) 🎭🎭🦠👽