Incorrect Ttte Quotes 207:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 207:

Sir Topham Hatt: Can you two not fight....

*Sir Topham Hatt turns around to see Duck and Diesel choking each other.*

Sir Topham Hatt: FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES?!?!?!

Alternate to your last one

Percy: I have a race car bed!

Gordon: Ha! Pathetic! I sleep in a real car!

Yoooooo, this is so perfect. But from the words of Gordon himself: Me? Sleep in a car? Pathetic! Although, if it was a form of punishment, then that would be really funny.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 210:

Spencer: I have a racecar bed! What do you have?!!?

Gordon: I fuse with my fiancé. 😏

BoCo, in the background: Every night!

*Gordon and BoCo are laughing in the background while Spencer starts thinking about his life.*

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 208:

Percy: Today, we're going to describe my friends with one sentence only.

Percy, pointing to Thomas: Blue jolly rancher addict who gets into a crash 24/7.

Percy, pointing to Edward: The literal definition of "fuck around and found out"

Percy, pointing to Henry: Bro may or may not have kissed a tree before.

Percy, pointing to Gordon: This bitch is an absolute workaholic, like dude take a rest.

Percy, pointing to James: Red asf bitch who thinks he's hotter than sun when reality he's not.

Percy, pointing to Toby: My old-timey trans and bi dad who will have a heart attack if he ever heard a Gen Alpha slang word.

Percy, pointing to Duck: Green annoying parrot who wouldn't shut up about the Great Shitty Way.

Percy, pointing the Donald and Douglas: Angry scottish twins who would kill each other if it wasn't for Emily.

Percy, pointing to Emily: Emerald lesbian who at one point was a complete bossy bitch.

Edward: I am getting majorly concerned for Sodor's saftey!

Thomas: Hey, don't worry Edward I got you on that one.

Edward: Thomas, whatever you make it better not kill people.

Thomas: I make riot gear like riot Shields, I also strapped a bunch of Nokia phones to some of Rusty's clothes as armor and it sells like mad.

Edward: Okay that solves that problem but we still need to worry about the bombs people have made.

Thomas: Don't worry, I know a guy.

Toby: I'm not sure if that makes me feel more or less safe.

Thomas: Oh! Don't worry! I think somebody who can help you two!

Edward: Who?

Thomas: It's a surprise. :)

Edward: Hey Whiff, what ya working on today?

Whiff: Not much, just a lot of factory automation. And war stuff.

Edward: What was that last part?

Whiff: Ehhh... I may have made like, heavy artillery, like this tank for instance, I made the gun for it. I also make mortars and I've been licensed to produce like, so many weapons.

Edward: Aaaand there it is.

Whiff: Oh I forgot to mention I'm also developing a remote control weapon system!

Edward: Well at least that doesn't sound like skynet.

Whiff: Yeah it's pretty cool it can target up to fifty enemies at once! And it comes with a easy to use joystick! I also made an automatic version to defend nuclear power plants it shoots down drones with grenade launchers!

Edward: Why did you do this!?

Whiff: Well because there's money to be made after my video game business venture so now I'm dropping players into irl lobbied baby!

Edward: Why are you like this.....

OH MY GOD IT'S ANOTHER ONE!!!!!! It's hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂