Alternate To Your Last One

Alternate to your last one

Percy: I have a race car bed!

Gordon: Ha! Pathetic! I sleep in a real car!

Yoooooo, this is so perfect. But from the words of Gordon himself: Me? Sleep in a car? Pathetic! Although, if it was a form of punishment, then that would be really funny.

Sir Topham Hatt: So let's start with a simple problem to start our day. So Mr Percival has 19 bottles of dish soap-

Fergus Duncan (Small railway controller): Wait why does Mr Percival have so many soaps? Mr Percival: MIND YO BUSINESS FERGUS! This my life! Damn!

Lolllllllll. But Mr. Percival would probably have 19 bikes instead of shampoo because he just loves bikes.

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Edward: You know, sometimes I want to sleep. But then my stupid insomnia goes:

Edward: Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare again. Wait, is this a wet dream? Why the hell am I dreaming about Skibidi Toilet? Nightmare, fucking nightmare again. OH MY GOD, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS????

Edward: And then when I wake up, I still remember all of the bullshit that happened in my brain. Lady, please take this away from me...

Thomas: Who the fuck- Edward: Language! Thomas: ....WHOM the fuck? Edward: No-

Yeah, these two totally would do that. However, Thomas learned all of the swear words from Eddie because Edward would just kept on swearing every time he got hurt or something. (Like stubbing his little toe or spraining his knee)

Edward: Hey Whiff, what do you make?

Whiff: That depends are you with the military?

Edward: No but what if I was?

Whiff: What do ya want?

Edward: No thanks.

Whiff: Yes tanks I outfit a lot of tanks and armoured personnel carriers and other things.

Edward: This brings me so much pain.

Whiff: Planes? Yeah I do planes you have to make sure those missiles are firing right!

Edward: Whiff! What the the hell!?

Whiff: Icopters yes I also do helicopters.

Edward: Why do you keep talking it's like it's automatic!

Whiff: Grenade launchers yes I made automatic grenade launchers I also made this anti-submarine rocket system, things pretty cool.

Edward: Do you make anything not for the military?

Whiff: Oh yeah blowing agents.

Edward: Spy agencies count and that is a despicable way of getting information out of people.

Whiff: What it's for insulation (blowing agent, liquid and gaseous blowing agents for foam insulation applications such as roof, panel, Apliance and others) what did you think?

Edward: Do you make anything that saves lives?

Whiff: Yeah! Fire alarm systems!

Edward: Oh that's nice.

Whiff: Yeah so if one of my missiles including the nuclear ones I made strikes a building near you our fire alarm system will be the first one to alert ya I gotcha.

LMAOOOOOOOO

Love how we just agreed that Whiff is a crazy scientist dude. Even Edward can't handle him.

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Sir Topham Hatt: Can you two not fight....

*Sir Topham Hatt turns around to see Duck and Diesel choking each other.*

Sir Topham Hatt: FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES?!?!?!