Incorrect Ttte Quotes 208:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 208:

Percy: Today, we're going to describe my friends with one sentence only.

Percy, pointing to Thomas: Blue jolly rancher addict who gets into a crash 24/7.

Percy, pointing to Edward: The literal definition of "fuck around and found out"

Percy, pointing to Henry: Bro may or may not have kissed a tree before.

Percy, pointing to Gordon: This bitch is an absolute workaholic, like dude take a rest.

Percy, pointing to James: Red asf bitch who thinks he's hotter than sun when reality he's not.

Percy, pointing to Toby: My old-timey trans and bi dad who will have a heart attack if he ever heard a Gen Alpha slang word.

Percy, pointing to Duck: Green annoying parrot who wouldn't shut up about the Great Shitty Way.

Percy, pointing the Donald and Douglas: Angry scottish twins who would kill each other if it wasn't for Emily.

Percy, pointing to Emily: Emerald lesbian who at one point was a complete bossy bitch.

Edward: Hey Rusty, what ya making there?

Rusty: Clothing good for any environment and for the environment.

Edward: That's good, how did you pull up that off?

Rusty: I test a lot of my gear with the people that go anywhere.

Edward: Like hikers and explorers?

Rusty: Uh... Not exactly. More like the military.

Edward: How did that start?

Rusty: I started selling four hundred dollar Jackets to rich people then I thought, who's more rich than the British goverment?

Edward: But why?

Rusty: Well I wanted to make gear for any weather and location and no one goes more places then them. So whether it's the mountains of Afghanistan or the jungles of Colombia I got ya.

Edward: Yeah, well that's certainly effective.

Rusty: So when the army raids a enemy base you can bet they're more comfortable than any of their enemies.

Edward: Well at least your not directly causing the deaths.

Rusty: Yeah if you want that there's like a whole network on the island, There's Whiff, 'Bruno, Toad, Rosie-

Edward: Wait what!?

Edward: Why does this keep happening to me.....

Poor Eddie just can't catch a break. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Alternate to your last one

Percy: I have a race car bed!

Gordon: Ha! Pathetic! I sleep in a real car!

Yoooooo, this is so perfect. But from the words of Gordon himself: Me? Sleep in a car? Pathetic! Although, if it was a form of punishment, then that would be really funny.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 201:

Donald: Hey Dougie look! Oliver's reading to Toad!

Douglas: Ahhh, so sweet.

Oliver, reading to Toad: *About to say Walugi* Wa- Wa- Wa-

Toad: Water!

Oliver: That's a hard word to say.

Toad: You're doing great Mr. Oliver. 😏

Edward: Hey Whiff, what do you make?

Whiff: That depends are you with the military?

Edward: No but what if I was?

Whiff: What do ya want?

Edward: No thanks.

Whiff: Yes tanks I outfit a lot of tanks and armoured personnel carriers and other things.

Edward: This brings me so much pain.

Whiff: Planes? Yeah I do planes you have to make sure those missiles are firing right!

Edward: Whiff! What the the hell!?

Whiff: Icopters yes I also do helicopters.

Edward: Why do you keep talking it's like it's automatic!

Whiff: Grenade launchers yes I made automatic grenade launchers I also made this anti-submarine rocket system, things pretty cool.

Edward: Do you make anything not for the military?

Whiff: Oh yeah blowing agents.

Edward: Spy agencies count and that is a despicable way of getting information out of people.

Whiff: What it's for insulation (blowing agent, liquid and gaseous blowing agents for foam insulation applications such as roof, panel, Apliance and others) what did you think?

Edward: Do you make anything that saves lives?

Whiff: Yeah! Fire alarm systems!

Edward: Oh that's nice.

Whiff: Yeah so if one of my missiles including the nuclear ones I made strikes a building near you our fire alarm system will be the first one to alert ya I gotcha.

LMAOOOOOOOO

Love how we just agreed that Whiff is a crazy scientist dude. Even Edward can't handle him.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 206:

Thomas: DAD HELP!!!!!! I TOLD TOBY THAT I WOULD COOK DINNER TONIGHT FOR THE STEAM TEAM, BUT I CAN'T!!!!!! I'M BANNED FROM THE KITCHEN FOR A REASON!!!!!

Edward, pouring water and coal directly into a bowl: Damn, really? And I thought I was shit at cooking.