Sir Topham Hatt: Alright Have A Great Weekend Class.

Sir Topham Hatt: Alright have a great weekend class.

Whiff: uh, sir you forgot the homework.

Everyone in the class: *Death stare*

Gordon: *Grabs shotgun* I just wanna talk with him.

Percy: Wait no, Galloping Sausage, you don't have to do this-

*Gunshot can be heard in the room*

Percy: I think I might be considering going to Parodyverse after all....

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Edward: *Walking into the room* Hey babe. Galloping Sausage is being a dick again.

Graham Cracker: What?!?

Galloping Sausage: *Following him in* I just said that we are not going all the way across Sodor just so you can kick Spencer in the nuts.

Ryan: *Walks in* Percy: Oh it's the new kid.

Sir Topham Hatt: Oh hey, I believe I've spoke with your parents before, what were there names again? Ryan: My dad's name is smiling and my mom's i laughing.

Sir Topham Hatt: You kidding.

Ryan: No, thats my cousin. I'm joking.

Ryan and Sir Topham Hatt: *Intense back and fourth staring*

Thomas: We gotta recuit this guy Percy.

Gordon: The class clowns are buidling a fucking army.

Percy: Hell yeah. He's funny as hell.

Thomas: We just gotta make we can get him before Sir Topham Hatt kills him-

*Ryan's dead body is on the ground*

Thomas: Nevermind....

Galloping Sausage: Thank Lady that plan didn't work.

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How Toby Comforts People:

*Phillip looks traumatized as hell as Toby walks up to him*

Toby: Oh, don't worry Phillip. You tried your best to stop Thomas from crashing. It's alright.

Phillip: Can I have a hug.....? 🥺

Toby: Of course!

*Phillip then runs towards Toby and starts crying loudly*

How Gordon "Comforts" People:

*Phillip looks traumatized as hell as Gordon walks up to him*

Gordon: Come on Phillip, stop crying! There was no way you be able to save Thomas from his crash. 😒

Phillip: 😢😢😢😢

Gordon: DO YOU WANT A HUG OR SOMETHING!!?!??!? 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Phillip: *Screams*

Sir Topham Hatt: So we all know how photosynthises works-

Percy: But sir, in reality plants are farming us.

Sir Topham Hatt at his last nerve: Enlighten me.

Percy: They give us oxygen until we die and they decompose us.

Sir Topham Hatt: Well.... *The next day*

Mr Percival: Hello class, I'll be your subsitute for the next four years. Your teacher also said to give you 20 homework assignments, four pop quizes, and a hour long presentation in front of the school each day because to quote his words, "I don't need sleep I need answers."

Gordon: That did not go the way you thought it would.

Percy: It did not.

Galloping Sausage: Also, I'm genuinely surprised. How in the world did you manage to break Sir Topham Hatt mentally to the point where Mr. Percival is the substitute for the next four years?!?!

Mavis: Oh, they just have the talent of either roasting you or giving you an existential crisis.

Galloping Sausage: Since when did you pop up?!?!

Percy: I invited her to our class. They said that they were bored in the other class. Honestly I can't blame her.

Galloping Sausage: I wish I could disappear for 4 years...

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Edward: Ugh.... I have a migraine and it's killing me!

Henry, walking into the room: Take your brain out.