Ryan: *Snoring*

Ryan: *Snoring*

Hank: Ryan! Do you want to fail this class!?

Ryan: I've only been getting four hours of sleep with all this work!

James: Statistically we need six to eight hours of sleep!

Hank: I couldn't agree more. *Gestures to whiteboard*

James: WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK GETS -2 HOURS OF SLEEP?!?!? HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE!??!!?

Hank: It's because of fucking Satan.... I hate that bitch so much....

Ryan: All of us do!

Thomas: Whattup?

Percy: So Rosie and Emily are definitely going to prom.

Thomas: Not surprised there.

Percy: Somehow found a date.

Thomas: Your kidding.

Percy: No joke, and apparently Daisy is going.

Thomas: Does Daisy even go to this school?

Percy: Like hell if I know.

Thomas: How the hell did you even get a date anyway? You don't even like girls or boys.

Percy: Well, Daisy was suppose to go to prom with Ryan and Mavis but the both of them were busy. So, she asked me if I could be her "date".

Thomas: Wait, Daisy has two bitches?

Percy: Yeah?

Thomas: .......What.....

Thomas: So who's gonna die first today?

Ryan: I got money on Mavis, She was irritated earlier.

Gordon: My money's on James.

Percy: fifty bucks on Thomas.

Thomas: Hey!

Sir Topham Hatt: Guys, it does not pain me in the slightest to say Rosie died of a heart attack last night.

Whole class: ........

Thomas: Did not expect that.

*Ugly sobbing can be heard in the room*

Thomas: Ah great, that Emily is bawling her eyes out...

Percy: How the hell did Rosie even die of a heart attack anyways????

Sir Topham Hatt: The cause was unknown. It was very sudden and unexpected. May Rosie rest in peace.

Whole class except for Emily: Maybe.....No....

Sir Topham Hatt: Why are you late?

Ryan: Remember when you said Yesterday "the bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you"?

Sir Topham Hatt: What about it?

Ryan: Well if the bell does not dismiss me, it does not tell me when to get here on time.

Sir Topham Hatt: Get out of my class Ryan.

Ryan: Why cause I was five minutes late? You weren't even in class yesterday.

Sir Topham Hatt: True, but that's not important.

Ryan: Wha- yeah it is, it's way more important for you to be here than us!

Sir Topham Hatt: The substitute gave you homework yesterday, put it on my desk on your way out.

Ryan: I finished it in class yesterday, I put it on your desk.

Sir Topham Hatt: Ryan why are all your questions from 1-8 exactly the same as Gordon's?

Ryan: Oh I don't know, maybe it's because we were answering the same questions. *To Thomas* Can you believe this? Hey toss me a pencil.

Sir Topham Hatt: No talking during class!

Ryan: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

Sir Topham Hatt: To the principal's office, now!

Ryan: Fine, can I go to the bathroom on the way there?

Sir Topham Hatt: What for?

Ryan: .... To open the chamber of secrets, WHAT DO YOU THINK!?

Sir Topham Hatt: OUT!

Ryan: Okay fine! I'm going!

*Ryan then walks out of the classroom*

Percy: You know what? He has a point.

Sir Topham Hatt: Percy, do you want to join him as well?!?!

Percy: Yeah.

Sir Topham Hatt: I-Uh-I give up...

Conner: Alright can someone tell me the answer to 4*4?

Thomas: Gordon to the power of four.

Conner: Really?

Thomas: Kids say what they remember, adults say what the know, but legends create their own answers. And etc etc.

Conner: What do you mean etc?

Thomas: End of Thinking Capacity.

James: Truer words have never been spoken.

*Everybody starts clapping*

Gordon: Okay, that is simply amazing.

James: I know right?

*Everybody then starts clapping louder*

Sir Topham Hatt: Hello assholes, I'm back because Hank has been arrested for arming Phillip with a rocket launcher.

Thomas: Yo! I'm back.

Sir Topham Hatt: Your also late!

Thomas: Fuck. You.

Percy: Wait, what?!!? Bro, how!??!

Sir Topham Hatt: Don't know but I hope you little shits learn a thing or two.

Thomas: Hey Percival! Did you miss me?

Percy: Not really.

Thomas: Bruh....